I know I’m a little late to the party, but I just discovered Audio.Love and I’m already kind of blown away. While some of the modern wankers out there might find the format a little bit dated, I’d recommend grabbing a pair of headphones and finding out what a lot of us have known for a while now: the ear can be a highly erotic orifice. Whether you’re new to porno audio or a longtime fan, just wait till you see how massive this collection is, not to mention the nonexistent price.

AudioLove is a free collection of erotic audio files, including all kinds of sex stories, training sessions, ASMR experiences and more. No shit, I really expected this to be a premium or at least freemium stash of the stuff when I first landed, because it’s rare to find a collection of niche smut that ain’t charging an entry fee. It’s been a while since I fap tested an audio site, which is why I’ve got my Sennheisers on and my Fleshlight lubed up. Let’s see if I can rub one out before I get kicked out of Starbucks again.

Falling in Love with Audio.Love

What really made me think it was a premium collection is just the sheer fucking size of the library. Hosting ain’t free, and audio uses up more space and bandwidth than mere text and pics. Somehow, though, the front page manages to offer a basically endless scroll of fresh and popular Audio Love. To my delight and wonderment, I found a fully accessible, instantly streamable porn story behind every link I clicked. I didn’t have to pay a dime, nor did I even have to register an account. It’s a lot like a good free tube, only with audio instead of video. Unlike your average free tube, not a single bit of spam slipped through my adblocker as I made my way across the site.

Within moments of landing, I was already listening to a popular erotic audio called Teased and Released by a creator named Beatrix Vale. Beatrix is fairly popular on the site, with 140 followers, and I could see why as soon as I tapped the Play button. The gal’s got a sultry, breathy voice that would sound hot even if she wasn’t talking dirty about putting me in a sex trance. The stereo audio effects are a great touch, employed far better than your guitar nerd buddy with the huge pedal collection. Some of her filthiest utterances bounce back and forth between my ears as she keeps the fun flowing.

Audio Love in Every Kinky Category

There are thousands of X-rated audios to select from, so you might be here for a while, just like me. The AudioLove Categories page offers some digits, though there’s some overlapping with the tags, so it’s hard to get a precise number on the full library. The F4M aisle alone has over 6,000 adult experiences for your ears.

What do you want to hear while you’re jacking off today? AudioLove offers audio in all kinds of pornographic categories. They’ve got a couple hundred anal experiences, 50 filed under BDSM and almost 600 featuring blowjobs. There are a couple dozen cuckold audios, over 1100 in the femdom section, plus a few hundred each of JOIs and ASMR audios. They’ve also built a great menu of keyword and duration filters that outshines what you find on your average video tube; you can choose the tags you want, and even select the ones you absolutely don’t.

Honestly, the library is expansive enough that some more tags would be really helpful for finding your preferred material, especially if you’re not sure what you’re in the mood for right now. The search function is powerful, though, sifting through the full descriptions in addition to the tags and titles. I was able to find content in unlisted porno niches like BBW, ballbusting, furries and monsters. The format is relatively cheap to produce, even for the better creators using nice mics and effects, so it doesn’t suffer the same limitations on content that you get with video pornography.

Hotter Than Your Spotify Recommendations

Users have uploaded hours of audio in just the last 24 hours, and I feel like the lengthy runtimes are more generous than you find on your average free tube. Most of the gratis video sites are offering up 12-minute paysite samples, short-ass OnlyFans clips and even shorter iPhone blowjobs. Half of today’s uploads clock in between 20 and 30 minutes, which would count as full-length in the world of video pornography.

One thing that kind of surprised me is that there’s no Download button at Audio Love. I’m sure there are collectors out there who would love to fill their offline libraries, but you’ll have to find a third-party audio download plugin if that’s the case. Given the fact that the site’s free, it doesn’t matter all that much; you’re not going to lose access because you maxed out your credit card. If the site ever goes under, though, you might wish you had stocked up on your favorites. I feel like they could offer the perk for a few bucks to supporting members, which would help keep the platform going indefinitely while letting the cheapskates continue to stream for free.

Fapping the Day Away to AudioLove

The girl’s got a truly adorable voice, giggly and sweet as she just straight-up rambles. I didn’t know what a ramblefap was until a few minutes ago, but it’s exactly what it sounds like. After a silly little intro, Lillith fires up her vibrator as she continues to talk dirty. The dirty talk in question? She’s reciting the digits of pi, increasing the intensity of her vibe every so often.

I was expecting an adult story time, but I’m surprisingly turned on by this ramblefap. What makes it truly special is how Lillith really sounds like your typical girl next door, and we’re listening in on a casual masturbation session while she goofs off for the microphone. As with phone sex, there are no ugly girls on Audio Love. The babe moaning numbers into my ear sounds like she damn well might be one of the most beautiful women in the world.

My dudes, I’m going to wrap up this review so I can listen to this girl recite pi with both of my hands free. I had no idea when I began this review that I’d be ending like this, but give the track a listen and you might have your own happy ending. If the ramblefap ain’t your thing, Audio.Love has literally thousands of free erotic audio files in more categories than I could possibly list here. It's cheaper than Spotify and a whole hell of a lot easier to jack off to, so give it a shot and see what it does for you.

• Free collection of erotic audio files
• Minimal spam
• Thousands of audios
• A great range of material
• Plenty of daily updates
• Active community

• Could use more tags
• No download button