Cyber-Fk’s title is a testament to the ways our pervert brains work. Even with just two letters to represent the expletive, you know exactly what they’re getting at even before you see the glowing emblem on the front page. Cyber Fk is Cyber Fuck, just like you knew all along, and it's a title that I feel has its own meta qualities. You’ll be blasting your way through a cyberpunk world of violence and fucking, and you’ll also be jerking off to an interactive online porn experience, which is a Cyber Fuck in its own right.

I was half-expecting a full-on adult remake of Cyberpunk 2077, though this is a little humbler in its scope. Still, I had a couple types of blasts with this free-to-play sci-fi porn shooter. Cyber-Fk.net has almost no learning curve and plenty of adult-oriented, fapworthy surprises, making it a nice, instantly accessible time waster when you’re in the mood for some one-handed gaming. Let me tell you how my own little shooting session went today, both on the screen and in my pants. Damn, I really need to do laundry…

A Big-Boobed Introduction to a Shooter

A babe named Netrix appeared on the screen, lightly animated to do that bouncy breathing thing so common in these games. “Hey-hey, big guy! Wow, look at those muscles! My pussy tightens when I see you. That means you’re exactly what we need, m-m-m…” My introduction to Kink City was indeed kinky, and Netrix was about to teach me the ropes.

Most of the better porn games out there open in a similar way, with a sexy guide character explaining how the game works. Cyber-Fk.net has very simple, engaging gameplay, and really doesn’t require as much handholding as other games, though I ain’t complaining. They drop you into an arena with a top-down, isometric view that will remind the old heads of classics like Smash TV with more gratuitous boobies. You don’t have to aim your gun, though; shooting is automatic once you stop moving.

“Ha! You got those thugs in no time,” Netrix told me after I blasted my way through the first few rounds, collecting loot and leveling up my arsenal already. In the interest of storytelling, she wouldn’t tell me exactly who I was fighting for, but she did have another treat in store. “So, your shooting skills are quite impressive, but now… it’s time to find out how you shoot cum.”

Despite the title of the website, they wouldn’t let me use the name Porn Dude when I registered an account. I worried about what this might mean for the content within, but my fears were unfounded. There is some beautifully animated, explicit porn in Cyber-Fk. On top of all that loot I collected, I got to bone Netrix. The art styles are inconsistent in this game, but they all look great, including this initial sex scene. My only complaint was that it was very short, and I’d barely had time to whip my dick out before it was over.

Shooting and Fucking Through Cyber-Fk

There are a number of elements that make Cyber-Fk.net addictive pretty quickly. I’ve already mentioned the simple gameplay, and there’s little wait time between fights if you don’t linger on the menus. There’s also a ton of loot to collect. I still hadn’t put any coins into the machine, but even as a free player, I’d been upgrading my gear even between the early matches. You can tweak your loadout to your heart’s desire, though I usually just hit the Best Equip button.

It wasn’t long before I met my first boss, a big dude swinging a big hammer. His slow attack was easy to dodge, so I’d wait for him to swing and then fill him with lead. After he went down, a busty babe named Lucy appeared on the screen and I knew I was in for some more true adult content. The clothes came off as I clicked through the dialog, visual novel style, though I wasn’t treated to another full-on sex scene.

I took a peek in my Cyber Fk gallery for the first time, and Lucy’s bare-boob animation wasn’t in there. In fact, her profile is still locked until I get to level 15, but my earlier throw with Netrix is in there. I also found a Collection tab with some unexpected bonuses, including a couple nice shots of a chick who looks like a more realistic Princess Peach getting stuffed with cock. There are a lot of empty spaces here to fill in, which means there’s a ton of filthy content to unlock. I’ve got my work cut out for me, and I just started!

It Really Is Free to Play

I finally got killed for the first time by the second boss, which costed me 1000 gems. Fortunately, I beat him the second time around after using some of the gems I’d collected to unlock some of the better gear in my inventory. This time when Lucy showed up to give me a reward, the eye candy did end up in my own little gallery. Lucy is now unlocked.

After battling my way to the next boss, beating him and seeing more naked Lucy, I took a few tries at the brutally difficult Bullet Storm mode. That’s when I realized the regular game had gotten my confidence up. A better loadout here would go a lot further, so I’d either have to spend some money or just come back later.

I was getting stronger, but so were the bad guys. Things were ramping up and staying interesting with new enemies, and bigger mobs of them. I never got the feeling, though, that they were making the game too difficult in an effort to steer me toward the in-game purchases. There’s always stuff to buy between rounds if you so choose, but there aren’t really any nag screens. I got a little popup with a special offer early on, and then nothing else. The game really feels free to play, without the crippling restrictions you often run into with the shittier “free” games out there. If you’re not the type to spend money on games, you’re not going to on Cyber Fk, either.

I almost deleted that last paragraph after I met Johhny Shotgun, a fat sonofabitch who kept murdering me even after I unlocked everything I could with my hard-earned, unpaid-for gems. I tweaked my loadout a few times and realized Equip Best wasn’t right for this fight. Once I armed myself with an Advanced Photon gun, I was able to merk him and collect some more Lucy nudes.

Typically if I spend this long writing a review, it’s because I was distracted by all the jacking off I had to do. While the gameplay at Cyber-Fk.net isn’t as titillating as you might get with a dating sim, visual novel, or porn RPG, the nudie pics and animations you collect along the way offer more incentive to keep shooting up the place. The game mechanics and the looting make for an addictive experience on their own, but everything is better with a boner. It’s legit free to play and easy to start, so check it out, my dudes.

• Free-to-play x-rated shooter
• Simple, engaging, addictive gameplay
• Explicit porn content to unlock
• Lots of loot to collect
• Really does feel free to play

• Techno soundtrack won’t be for everyone