Teeny Taboo! I bet some of the hentai nerds out there heard the name Teeny Taboo and envisioned supernatural size distortions, but the joint is actually hawking something that’ll appeal much, much more to the average pervert out there. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist nor an English major to break down the label: the women are on the smaller side, and they’re partaking in the kind of sexy stepfamily roleplay scenarios that have been popular since the days of Oedipus. There are a ton of taboos out there, but in this business, we tend to focus on that one.

TeenyTaboo.com is a premium taboo porn site with a gorgeously diminutive cast, and they’ve been going hard since 2021. They get around 50,000 visitors a month lately, and I certainly ain’t ashamed to count myself among that number. I’ve always been crazy about the stepfamily genre in general, and the little-chick twist is right up my alley. Today seemed like a good day to take a deeper, harder look and report back with my findings. Let’s see if I can write this thing without needing a dozen fap breaks along the way.

Little Chicks and Their Favorite Dicks

The casting helps add to that aesthetic. They’re not working with the biggest names in the business, but regular internet masturbators will almost certainly recognize some of their pornstars, rising starlets and amateur babes, all of them teeny. I started spotting some familiar faces right away, including a handful of PornDudeCasting alumni like Matty Mila Perez, Aria Banks, Selina Bentz, Athena Heart and Bianca Bangs. I could go on, but you get the point.

The old-school presentation at TeenyTaboo extends to the preview situation, a mild bummer because there are no free sample vids to be seen. I do prefer the preview stills over the fake “Play” buttons they trick you with on too many paysites, and I appreciate that you can flip through the entire catalog for a non-moving peek at every last scene. That arguably gives you a better sense for what’s on offer than the platforms that just give you a quick montage or two.

Those preview pics told me a few things about TeenyTaboo.com even before I got inside. The girls are gorgeous, for one thing, and the site features a nice range of taboo scenarios and activities. There are setups with stepdaughters and stepdads, sneaky babysitters and foreign exchange students, daughters’ friends, horny 18+ teen neighbors and more, plus a fair number of behind-the-scenes interviews, often topless. Blowjobs, cock rides, creampies and age-gap anal movies are just a couple clicks away.

TeenyTaboo by the Numbers

As of this writing, there are just over 180 Teeny Taboo movies in the stash. Runtimes do vary a bit, but recent releases seem to clock in between 15 and 30 minutes with some outliers on either end. I wish they included some filters for reshuffling the stack, so marathon wankers could skip straight to the longest movies. On a similar note, I wish they’d implement some basic tagging so we could search for the scenarios and sex acts we’re in the mood for.

Members get a handful of new TeenyTaboo movies every month, but they do come out pretty sporadically. Sometimes you get multiple releases in a single day, or fresh drops just a few days apart. Other times you’ll be waiting over a week. Flipping through the recent updates, it looks like they do serve up at least 4 updates per month, which is a fair rate. If you’re lucky, that number will be even higher, but it does feel a little random.

I did run into a little glitch during my visit today. Some of the movies just wouldn’t play in the embedded player, returning an error the moment I tapped the Play button. The good news is that downloads are included for Teeny Taboo members. They’re shooting in 4K, so you’ve got a few file options to make the most of your hard drive space and that big-ass monitor you told your wife was for work. Hey, I’m at work right now and I’m watching TeenyTaboo, too!

Fapping the Day Away to TeenyTaboo

“Oh my god, Kloe, what are you doing in our bed?” asks Kloe’s stepdad, catching her in the act. The dialog sets the scene, putting mom out of town and Kloe in need of some punishment for this act of defiling the bed. “I’m so sorry for masturbating on your guys’ bed,” she says, ass in the air to receive her spankings.

The dude climbs in bed and they get more comfortable. Stepdad keeps his face off camera, which does lead to some slightly funky angles and framing, but the cameraman does a good job capturing the real X-rated action. Kloe’s top comes off to reveal some perfect little boobies, and my god, this teeny girl has absolutely perfect skin.

She’s got a gorgeous smile, too, and she seems genuine when she says, “I’m so excited,” tweaking her nipples as the older guy leans in for a kiss. Even without all the dialog setting it up as a stepfamily scene, it’s a damn fine bit of age gap porno. Kloe squeals and her eyes roll back as he eats her out, remarking, “You’re really getting in there.”

The vibe of the video lives up to those preview pics I saw out on the Teeny Taboo free tour. It’s not the most expensive looking porno movie I’ve seen this week, but it feels like peeking in on your beautiful, horny neighbor getting her freak on. The lighting is fantastic, really showcasing Kloe’s incredible body as she smokes pole and moves along to a cowgirl ride. “Fuck fuck fuck fuck,” she chants to the rhythm of flesh and flesh.

“That’s so fucking fun,” she moans during the doggystyle sequence, bent over the bed and swallowing dude’s cock from behind. I felt the exact same way, so I helped myself to the full 4K download. It’s a 4-gig file, but the 720 version is a fraction of the size if you’re hard up for storage.

The scene ends with a big ol’ creampie delivered while Kloe’s in cowgirl. “That is a lot of fucking cum,” she says, dripping all over the bed as mom’s on her way home. It’s a funny end to scene, given she was getting punished for playing with herself in that very same bed. Now she’s got to do laundry in a real hurry, and unfortunately, so do I. This happens sometimes when the dirty movies are just that good.

TeenyTaboo.com lived up to what I was hoping for as soon as I saw the name. The women are small, smoking hot and sexually talented, and the taboo setups add another dimension to what would already be some grade-A age-gap porno. There were some minor quirks along the way, probably on account of being produced by a smaller company, but nothing that really detracted from my experience today. Previews are a little scant, but you do get to gawk at a free shot from every movie. If those pics make your dick hard, just wait till you see the actual films.

• Premium stepfamily roleplay vids
• Sexy, small pornstars and amateurs
• A nice range of taboo scenarios and activities
• ~180 Vids and counting
• A handful of fresh movies every month
• Downloads included

• No preview vids
• Could use some sort/filter options (no tagging)
• Sporadic updates
• Some movies wouldn’t play in embedded video player