You know her as the scene-stealing comedic genius from ""Blockers"" and ""The Broken Hearts Gallery,"" but let's be real - Geraldine Viswanathan is also a certified smoke show. This Aussie stunner has been lighting up screens with her killer combo of wit and sex appeal since bursting onto the scene. Whether she's rocking a red carpet gown or cracking jokes in sweats, Geraldine exudes an effortless hotness that's hard to ignore. We're about to take a totally professional, not-at-all objectifying deep dive into the va-va-voom factor of everyone's favorite rising star. Try not to let all the blood in your body rush to your dick.

Built to Bang

Let's just say the camera loves every inch of this rising star. Whether she's modeling the latest fashions or keeping it casual on the couch while watching Netflix, Geraldine's figure is the stuff of dreams. And nightmares, if you're her co-stars trying not to get upstaged or aroused.

But it's not just about the physical, you shallow ninnies. Geraldine's got that intangible oomph that separates the superstars from the also-rans. It's a potent cocktail of confidence, charm, and comedic timing that'll leave you dizzy and stroking.

Thick Booty

Whether she's rocking skinny jeans or red carpet gowns, Geraldine's derrière demands attention. It's like two perfect scoops of Vegemite... or whatever Australians eat. (Do they even have butts Down Under? There is a lot of British blood down there, after all. Research needed.)

But don't get cheeky - Geraldine's more than just a nice caboose. She's got the titty chops to back it up. Still, you can't help but appreciate the view when she walks away. Just try to be subtle about it, ya perv.

From Down Under to Hollywood Stunner

Fast forward to 2018, and BAM! Viswanathan explodes onto the scene in ""Blockers,"" playing a high schooler determined to lose her V-card on prom night. Talk about making an entrance. Suddenly, everyone's googling ""Who's that girl?"" and ""Is it legal to have a crush on someone playing a teenager?"" (Relax, she was 23 at the time.)

Since then, our girl Geraldine has been heating up screens big and small. From ""Hala"" to ""The Broken Hearts Gallery,"" she's proven she's got the skills to match her looks. I hope those skills translate to the bedroom. I've got a big something I'd like to show this hottie.

Geraldine's Breakout Role in ""Blockers""

Picture this: You're scrolling through Netflix, minding your own business when BAM! Geraldine sneaks onto your screen like a glitter bomb of charisma. As Kayla, the feisty lady determined to lose her V-card on prom night, she doesn't just steal scenes - she commits grand larceny with every smirk and eye roll.

Let's be real, playing a prom-goer trying to get laid while John Cena plays your overprotective dad? That's like trying to be sexy with your actual dad hovering nearby. Awkward city, population: you. But Geraldine navigates this minefield with the grace of a seasoned pro and the comedic timing of a young Lucille Ball on Red Bull.

""Blockers"" didn't just launch Geraldine's career - it strapped a rocket to it and sent it into the stratosphere of Hollywood hotness. And we're all just along for the ride.

Don't Block the View

But here's the kicker - Geraldine isn't just a pretty face in a hot dress. She brings depth and humor to Kayla, making her relatable even as she's planning to get down and dirty. You'll find yourself rooting for her to both succeed in her quest and maybe reconsider her choices, all while admiring her confident strut and killer body.

Holla at Hala

Before you can say ""Pass the Junior Mints,"" our girl Geraldine is getting down to business with her on-screen beau. It's like watching a nature documentary if nature documentaries were set in bedrooms and featured significantly less fur.

After the deed is done, you're left wondering: Is it hot in here, or is it just Geraldine? (Spoiler alert: It's definitely Geraldine.) But let's not forget folks - this is art. Deep, meaningful art that just happens to involve attractive people in various states of undress. Geraldine Viswanathan - turning the simple act of removing a shirt into an Oscar-worthy performance. Who knew laundry day could be so riveting?

Lugging Cock Lugage

Watch in awe as Viswanathan's character blossoms from a shrinking violet into a veritable venus flytrap of fuckability. It's like watching a butterfly emerge from its cocoon if that cocoon was made of sexual repression and the butterfly was wielding a dildo.

Let's address the elephant-sized phallus in the room: that suitcase. Packed with more members than a country club, it's the catalyst for a journey of self-discovery that'll have you saying, ""Did my lube get dropped off by Amazon yet?""

Who Gets to Hit It?

These two lovebirds were first spotted canoodling in 2018, proving that even in Tinseltown, sometimes the girl next door can snag the prince charming. Are they still together? It's had to tell, but maybe.

If so, while Geraldine's star continues to rise, Miles seems content playing second fiddle to his leading lady. After all, when your girlfriend's smile could power a small city's worth of Fleshlights, you learn to bask in the glow.

I hope to make it on the list of men who have been inside Geraldine soon. I doubt anyone has done her pussy justice yet. I promise to make this bitch cum so hard she has to retire. I also promise to tell you guys all about it afterward. It's not like you guys will ever get the chance to see this bitch in person, let alone naked. I've got you covered.

So there you have it, folks - the rise of Geraldine Viswanathan, Australian princess turned Hollywood hottie. Our girl Gerry's got it going on. Next time you see her name on a movie poster, you'll know you're in for a treat - acting chops and eye candy all rolled into one irresistible package. Just don't let any other theater-goers notice you jerking off. People don't take kindly to getting lipped by a stranger's jizz. Trust me. And remember, ogling is best done from a respectful distance.

• Indian hottie from Australia
• Loves a good suitcase full of penises
• Great ass

• Lack of full nude scenes