I have this recurring dream where I’m boning London Thor, her legs over my shoulders as I pump away, and the whole time, we’re just having a regular-ass conversation about regular-ass, non-sexy topics. “Hold on, I’m gonna cum,” she says, and this is where the dream diverges. Sometimes she gets off, other times she smirks and keeps humping, and occasionally we get interrupted by someone else and I have to walk through a wall. If you’ve seen the scene that inspired by dream, I wouldn’t be surprised if you’ve had similar fantasies.

London Thor is an Asian American actress who’s been at least a little famous for a while now, and I’ve been happy to see her profile rising in the last couple years. She hasn’t quite become a staple of the celebrity nude sites just yet, but scenes like the one I mentioned keep getting passed around, even by perverts who’ve never even seen London on TV. I didn’t know much about the babe until today, when I went poking around the internet to see what else she’s gotten into. Let me tell you what I found.

No Shit, That’s Her Real Name

London was born in Los Angeles, California, to Cameron Thor and Alice Carter, who ran an acting studio. That’s where she got the name, and presumably where she got a lot of the acting chops, too. London definitely got some of those good looks from mom, a Korean American actress who had roles in Young Guns, Home Improvement, and Party of Five, just to name a few of her more popular credits. She still gets an occasional role, and she’s also been an acting coach for such high-profile students as Jaz Sinclair, one London’s hottest costars on Gen V.

I hate to get into the sketchy shit this early in the biography, but man, her old man is a piece of work. Cameron had a long and storied career, appearing in flicks like Hook, Curly Sue and Jurassic Park. He played Lewis Dodgson in that last one, one of the villains who put the mad in mad scientist. In real life, he was a different kind of bad guy, and a whole lot less fun.

The sordid details are available elsewhere, but the short version is that Cameron went to prison for sexual assault. They let him out after a few years, and now he’s a registered sex offender. London Thor doesn’t seem to have any kind of public relationship with the dude at all, which ain’t a surprise, but I am a little surprised she didn’t roll with a stage name. Then again, “Thor” generally has cooler connotations, and most folks ain’t going to connect the dots.

Where Do I Know This Chick From?

Maybe she liked the theme, because she also served food in one episode of Netflix’s You, passing greasy bags at a drive-through window. London followed that up a year later with a single episode of Never Have I Ever. Gen V came next, but I don’t want to blow my load talking about that one just yet.

I misread something on the internet that said London had been in Girl on the Train, and then sat here for ten minutes thinking maybe I take too many bong hits for my own good. I just watched this flick pretty recently, so I racked my brain trying to think of who London could have played. Emily Blunt was in it, and that chick from Friends, but I couldn’t remember London in any of the scenes. I would have remembered that pretty face!

Turns out, she was actually involved in the film in another way. The multi-talented London Thor ain’t just an actress, but an accomplished musician, too. In fact, the little blurb at the top of her @londybobs Twitter (“X”) page reads simply, “Gen V and trance music”. She had a song on The Girl on the Train and another on the soundtrack for Girls Like Magic.

It ain’t uncommon for actors and actresses to dabble in music. Sometimes you get hilarious train wrecks like anything Steven Seagal has done, or the occasional novelty classic like Eddie Murphy’s Party All the Time. There are also movie stars like Steve Martin with a surprising mastery of their instrument. Most celebrity songs, I think, and underwhelming and go unheard.

Not so with London’s music. I pulled up her discography on Tidal, and holy fucking shit, the music ain’t some half-assed side hobby. Thor’s been writing music since she was 12 and releasing it since she was 15, and it shows. She appears on nearly a hundred EPs, albums, compilations and soundtracks, and has ten to her own name. London’s got more material on Tidal than Spotify, which is the opposite of what I usually expect for everyone but the really big-name artists. I told you this chick’s legit.

But What About the Sex Scenes?

She doesn’t post too often on Instagram, though she is consistently gorgeous in every shot. London doesn’t really do the kind of bikini shots and skimpy dress selfies you get from most of the women I write about around here, and I’ve seen the same handful of her sexiest shots posted on the celebrity sites. London originally posted most of them herself.

If you’re like me, you’re probably a huge fan of London’s work in Gen V, a spinoff of Amazon’s The Boys. She plays Jordin Li, who is also played by Derek Luh. Derek, as you may have guessed from the name, is a dude. It’s a superhero show, and the character can switch genders at will, bringing different powers with each form.

There’s a lesbian scene where London makes out with another chick for a few seconds, which is hot, and she’s in a penis explosion scene that the extreme femdom fans might enjoy. Personally, though, the clip I watch over and over is the one I mentioned in the intro. It’s easily one of the hottest sex scenes I’ve seen on a mainstream show in a while, and I’m really hoping for more of the same in season 2. I know the fans want it, and hopefully London’s down.

As I wrap this up, I’m watching a YouTube video of London appearing on the Broad Ideas podcast. She’s an intelligent and articulate woman, much more than just a lovely face, and I just found out it’s easier for her to be cuddly with men than women. It’s a long episode, with talk about boundaries, babysitting, music, and more, and worth a watch/listen if you’ve got your own internet crush.

I think we’re going to be seeing a lot more of London Thor in the future. She’s a world-class talent and one of the prettiest ladies in the world, and I know I ain’t the only one eager for the next season of The Boys. Hell, I’d probably watch her on a microwave cooking showcase, but speaking as something of a pervy nerd, I’m glad she’s on a superhero show with swearing.

• Asian-american actress
• Accomplished musician, too
• Some really sexy scenes

• Not very active on social media