This Brazilian bombshell is the perfect woman that's been floating around your imagination since you first jerked off. Who could have guessed that bitch actually exists. But don't worry, we won't judge you for drooling on your keyboard. From her luscious lips to her killer curves, Alice is a walking talking porn set.

Perfection in the Making

While you were busy eating glue in kindergarten, Alice was already dipping her toes into the acting world. Before long, she was starring in short films and commercials. Alice did more as a youth than you've done in your entire life.

As Alice blossomed into adulthood, it became clear that the camera absolutely adored her, and so did I. By her early 20s, Alice was erecting tent poles and inspiring goon sessions.

From São Paulo to Tinseltown

Picture this: a fresh-faced Alice steps off the plane in LA, ready to conquer Hollywood. But instead of playing the token hot girl, she lands a gritty role in ""City of God."" Suddenly, everyone's asking, does this bitch do porn?

Before you could say ""obrigada,"" Alice was sharing the screen with Will Smith in ""I Am Legend."" Her stunning features made fighting off zombies look like foreplay. I'm down for zombies to fall from the sky right now if it means Alice will be fighting and fucking beside me.

Just when you thought she'd be typecast as a scream queen, Alice pulls a fast one and lands a lead in the USA Network's ""Queen of the South."" Now she's kicking human butt, taking names, notching her bedpost, and looking fabulous doing it. Talk about a quadruple threat.

""Lower City,"" Upper City, and Everything in Between

Let's break it down for you, shall we? Alice treats viewers to not one, not two, but a whopping six glimpses of her lovely lady lumps. Talk about generosity. It's like a scavenger hunt for the eagle-eyed audience members. Can you spot all six? It's the breast game of I-spy you'll ever play.

But wait, there's more! As if the breast-fest wasn't enough to keep you glued to your seat, Alice ups the ante with not one but two flashes of her nether regions. It's like a two-for-one special you didn't know you needed. Just remember to tuck your dick back in your pants before you leave the house.

Repoing Alice's Clothing

Now, you're probably wondering, ""What's a girl in a bikini doing in a movie about organ repossession?"" Well, my friend, that's the magic of cinema. One minute, you're watching people get their artificial organs ripped out; the next, you're ogling Braga's beach body. It's like flipping channels between a horror flick and a swimsuit competition. Who says dystopian futures can't have a little eye candy?

If we're being honest with ourselves, you probably don't remember much about the movie's plot. But that beach scene? It's seared into your memory like a sunburn on pale skin. Braga's performance was so captivating you might've missed the point entirely. But hey, who needs coherent storytelling when you've got Alice in a bikini.

Much to See in ""Blindness""

As society crumbles around her, Alice's character decides clothing is so last apocalypse. Who needs pants when you're fighting for survival, right? You'll find yourself squinting through the film's murky scenes, hoping to catch another flash of Braga's bod. It's like playing a very adult version of hide-and-seek, where the prize is a glimpse of Alice in her birthday suit.

In a movie about losing sight, Alice Braga gives us plenty to look at. It's almost poetic, really. While the characters stumble around in darkness, you'll be glued to the screen, waiting for the next reveal. Leave it to Braga to make dystopia downright sexy.

""Only God Knows,"" But Now We Do Too

As you watch Alice luxuriate in the tub, you can't help but wonder if the water's getting hotter or if it's just you. Her flawless skin glistens, rivaling the shine of her rising star in Hollywood.

You're not here for a deep analysis of the film's themes. You're here for Alice's ass and tits, and boy, does she deliver. Her breasts make their grand debut, stealing the scene faster than you can say, ""Pass the soap."" It's a moment that'll have you panting with no pants on. Alice Braga proves that sometimes, only God knows why we're really watching certain movies.

""Cabeça a Prêmio""

Now, before you rush to hit that play button, remember: this isn't your average peep show. Braga's performance is as raw and intense as her state of undress. She brings a fierce vulnerability to the role that'll have your penis feeling exposed.

""Kill Me Three Times"" and Jerk Me Four

Braga's character seems to have a knack for ""accidentally"" revealing more than expected. You'll find yourself doing double-takes as she strategically lets her neckline plunge a little too low, or her shirt fall just so. It's like a game of now-you-see-it, now-you-don't that'll keep you on your toes.

But don't mistake this for gratuitous nudity. Oh no, Braga's too clever for that. She walks a fine line between sultry and subtle, leaving you wanting more without ever crossing into crass territory. It's a masterclass in the art of seduction, and you're the willing student.

the Best New Ever

Imagine the pillow talk: ""Darling, which of us is more devastatingly attractive today?"" We mere mortals can only dream. While they kept things pretty hush-hush while going bush-bush, you just know their dates were probably way hotter than any lesbian porn you can find. Alas, all good things must come to an end. But don't weep for Alice – with looks like hers, she's probably beating suitors off with a stick. I just wish she was beating me off with her pussy.

So there you have it, folks - the lowdown on Alice Braga, Brazil's gift to eyeballs everywhere. Whether she's battling aliens, drug cartels, or just the limitations of mortal beauty, this bombshell keeps audiences glued to their screens. Next time you need a pick-me-up, just Google some Alice Braga photos and prepare for your day to improve dramatically.

• Plenty of nude scenes
• Shows bush
• Body by Brazil

• She and her ex-girlfriend Bianca Comparato never released a sex tape