You know her as the sardonic Maeby Fünke from Arrested Development, but Alia Shawkat is so much more than just a pretty face with impeccable comedic timing. This Iraqi-Irish stunner has been garnering male attention with those mesmerizing green eyes and wild curls. Shawkat could easily coast on looks alone. Whether she's rocking hipster chic or old Hollywood glam, Alia's unique beauty is as captivating as it gets.

Sexy Freckles

Her freckles seem to dance when she flashes that mischievous grin, hinting at the quick wit and sharp tongue waiting to be unleashed. They give her an air of playful approachability, like the cool girl next door you'd love to hang out with and fuck. Alia's freckles are basically nature's makeup, blessing her with a flawless no-filter look that most of us can only dream of.

Early Life and Career Beginnings

But it wasn't until 2003 that Alia truly blew up as Maeby Fünke in ""Arrested Development."" If it wasn't for this role, we may never have learned about Alia. I could imagine a world without her, and for that reason alone, I consider this one of the best shows ever made.

From Obscurity to Maeby Fünke

Alia's expressive face was half the reason we tuned in every week. Those deadpan stares and eye rolls? Chef's kiss. You couldn't help but be drawn to her magnetic screen presence, even when she was plotting to con her way into a movie deal or faking her own death.

As Maeby evolved, Alia's fame only grew. We watched her transform from adorably mischievous to stunningly confident, all while maintaining that trademark wit. And let's not forget those curls - bouncy, wild, and utterly enviable. Face it, you've probably considered a perm at least once because of her.

""Transparent""

Picture this: You're settling in for a nice, wholesome evening of TV when poof. There's Alia, in all her glory, getting down and dirty with the equally sultry Amy Landecker. Just when you think things can't get any hotter, some lucky fella decides to crash the party, turning this sapphic soiree into a full-blown ménage à trois.

Now, we're not saying you should watch ""Transparent"" just for this scene, but let's be real - it's probably worth the price of admission alone. Plus, now that I think about it, you should watch ""Transparent"" for that scene alone. Who knew Maeby Fünke from ""Arrested Development"" had it in her? It turns out that our girl Alia's got range - from comedy to drama to, well, whatever genre ""threesomes"" falls under.

""Broad City,"" Big titties

Imagine two smoking hot comedians locked in a passionate embrace, exploring each other's bodies like they're on a treasure hunt. Clothes start flying, inhibitions get tossed out the window, and before you know it, there's more grinding going on than at a coffee shop on Monday morning.

But wait, there's more! Just when you think things can't get any steamier, these two vixens discover they're both rocking massive mama milkers. How did they not notice before? Talk about a match made in heaven - or at least in Victoria's Secret's wildest dreams.

It's a scene that'll make you question your TV viewing habits. Why do you even bother pretending to like sitcoms? Just admit you watch porn all day, even when you're not. But hey, sex is what good television is all about, right?

""Paint it Black"" Makes Me Paint Walls White

Portraying an artist's model, Shawkat boldly bares her derrière for the camera. But before you clutch your pearls, remember: this is art, darling. If you've got a tush like that, what painter wouldn't want to immortalize it?

While some might not fixate on the nudity, you'd be stupid not to. I don't remember a bit of dialog from the film. I'm sure someone said the word ""the"" at some point, though. I can say one thing for sure. The movie made me say, ""I'm about to cum."" The next time someone asks if you've seen Alia Shawkat's work, you can smugly reply, ""Why yes, I've seen every inch of it.""

""Duck Butter"" Carpet Muncher

Now, we're not talking about your run-of-the-mill Hollywood sex scene here. Oh no, this is the real deal. Shawkat and her co-star Laia Costa dive headfirst (pun absolutely intended) into some seriously sapphic shenanigans. It's the kind of scene that'll have you taking notes for the next time you're going down on some poor blind bitch.

To be real, it takes some serious chutzpah to bare it all on camera like that. Shawkat's bold performance proves she's not just another pretty face in Tinseltown. She's willing to do whatever it takes to make a project successful, even if that means the set turns into Casting Couch Studios. So, if you're in the mood to watch porn, but don't feel like going on the internet, pop this film on. Your penis won't know the difference.

Getting Animalistic in ""Animals,""

As Alia lounges in the tub, Holliday's hands glide over her most lovely bits, culminating in a playful flick of Alia's right mammary that'll have you hitting rewind faster than you can say ""hubba hubba."" It's a moment of cinematic magic that proves sometimes, less clothing means more entertainment. This bathtub rendezvous is steamier than a sauna in July. Just don't blame me if you find yourself suddenly inspired to jerk off in the bathtub more often.

Bi Bi to My Semen

Whether you're sporting a beard or a bow, don't lose hope. In Alia's world, everyone's got a shot at enjoying that puss. Well, almost everyone. You guys certainly don't.

So there you have it, folks - the undeniable allure of Alia Shawkat laid bare. From those mesmerizing freckles to her offbeat charm, she's the quirky dream girl you never knew you needed. Whether she's cracking wise on ""Arrested Development"" or munching carpet in indie flicks, Alia's got that fuckability that makes you want to binge her entire filmography while fapping. Just try not to develop an unhealthy obsession, okay? We can't all be lucky enough to date Alia Shawkat.

• Sexy Freckles
• Tons of nude scenes
• Tons of lesbian scenes

• Tits could use a little lift