Miou Miou is an actress who you probably don't know if you're still in your twenties or even thirties. This French actress started acting before you were even born, which explains why most of you, including me, have never heard about this chick. It's pretty funny when you learn something about someone who's been in the business for more than 50 years, so let's take a look at her life.

Born in 1950

So, Miou had the pleasure to work with Coluche, and he was the one who gave her this name. I'd like to know what the reason was because it couldn't have been anything serious. There must have been some reason, but I just can't find it now.

Anyway, most of the stuff she made was in her twenties and thirties. That was the period when she looked the best, and if you take a look at her pictures from 40 years ago, your dick will get hard. One thing I had to look for was her nudes. Well, are there any?

Of course, there are her nudes. Actresses weren't saints back then. You'll get to see Miou naked, but that doesn't mean you'll see some action. After looking at the movies she made, I found around 5 or so movies where she has no clothes on.

Since we're talking about scenes from the 70s and 80s, there's one thing you'll just have to get used to. She had a big, thick bush, and I didn't like it. I mean, that was pretty normal back then, and chicks who shaved their pussies were probably frowned upon.

Anyway, there are no sex scenes in any of the movies she made, but you get to see her topless most of the time. She has small boobs, but they're still boobs, and you'd want to feel them. Now, I can't say that I'm thinking about Miou in that way, but that's because she's 74 years old. I must be weird, but I'm not a granny fucker!

Won the Cesar Award for the Best Actress

So, I guess that the best movie she made was back in 1979. The movie is called Memoirs of a French Whore. I'm not even joking. That's the real name of the movie because the movie shows Sylvette playing the role of a prostitute.

This movie starts as a true love store, but it turns into something that's way too real. So, she plays the role of Marie who was still young and naïve. She was 19 years old, and when she met a handsome man in a cafe, she fell in love and decided to leave everything behind her and go with him.

Even though this part sounds pretty romantic, everything changed when she learned that the guy she fell in love with was a pimp. Not only that, but she forced her to work as a whore, which is why the movie is called like this.

I'm surprised that there are no naked scenes from this movie. I expected to see something from a movie that's about a prostitute, but I guess that's just what the movie was about.

Before she won the Cesar Award, she was nominated for two. It was for the movie named F comme Fairbanks. This movie was filmed in 1976, and it was a drama film. I'm not sure what it was about because I couldn't find information on something that old. The other movie is called This Sweet Sickness, and it was filmed just 1 year after the previous one.

She kept on getting nominated for the award for 20 more years. The last time she got nominated for the Cesar award was in 1997. Even though she didn't win it, she won the Lumieres Award for the Best Actress. Oh yeah, she got that award for the movie called Dry Cleaning.

Since Sylvette is French, it's not strange that she made movies that were mostly aired in France. There were a couple of movies that were released internationally, but they were still in French. I know that there are people, including me, who don't like to watch movies that aren't in English, but you'll have to get used to that if you want to check out Miou Miou in action.

No social media

If you want to find more information about Miou, you'll have to look for it on Google. There are plenty of pictures and videos, but you'll just have to know where to look for them. It's much easier when everything is in one place, but you can't expect that from someone who can probably be your grandma!

You can find her profile on IMDb and check out everything she's made. There's plenty of information about her roles and her life, and you'll even find photos from those movies. There's not a lot, but there's one picture where you get to see her tits. However, it's a black-and-white picture.

She has 2 daughters

So, the older daughter's father is Patrick Dewaere who was a French actor, and the younger daughter's father is Paul-Alain Auguste Leclerc, who's a songwriter and a singer.

As far as her personal life goes, that's pretty much all I can tell you. She's still alive and well, and as far as I see, she was active until not that long ago. The last movie she made was in 2021, and it's called The Last Mercenary. She played the role of Marguerite, but that's all I know. I guess she finally decided to retire since she's 70+ years old, and it can't be as easy to act in front of the camera as it was when she was 30 years old.

French actress who was making movies until not that long ago

One of the reasons why I say that she was a good actress was because she got the Cesar award. Not only that, but she got nominated 10 times, and she even won another award for being the best actress. Her performance was good in these movies, but if you want to watch them, you'll have to look for them hard since most of the stuff she has made was in the previous century, which is also when she got all those nominations.

The best movie she probably made was the one where she played the role of a prostitute. That's the one she got the Cesar award for, but do you know what's interesting? There are no nude scenes from that movie. However, you'll find naked scenes from at least 5 different movies. Even though there's no action in those scenes, you'll still get to see her topless or completely naked. Now, we're talking about a period when she was around 30 years old, so you won't have to worry about seeing a wrinkly old lady. She used to look pretty damn hot, so you'll enjoy looking at those nice tits of hers, and maybe even her pussy, if you don't mind seeing a big bush.

• Won Cesar award
• Nude scenes

• Nothing