Are you fucking horny as hell for an up-and-coming star that you’ll be whacking off to for years to come? Then mother fucker, you’ve got to learn all about Angourie Rice. Maybe she made your dick hard when you saw her in the Spider-Man: Far From Home movie. If you’ve seen her, you’ll know where you’ve seen her even if you don’t know her name.

So it’s time to get fucking acquainted with the babe that’s got ‘it’ going on, Angourie Rice! Before I tell you all about her body of work (along with her fucking sexy ass body) here on ThePornDude, let’s learn more about where Angourie Rice comes from! I know you want to know, and I’m here to tell you!

Growing up Angourie Rice

The reason why she moved around so much should become clear whenever you look at her parent’s occupations. Angourie Rice’s father is director Jeremy Rice while her mother is actress Kate Rice. Quite literally, Angourie Rice was born into fucking show business, so it should come as no surprise that she would end up in movies or some other form of entertainment.

Almost as soon as she could walk, Angourie Rice was starring in commercials all across Australia. That’s no surprise considering that her parents have literal connections to the film industry. Even so, it was clear from an early age that Angourie Rice had some goddamn talent!

Still, Angourie Rice went to school and got an education like any other youngster. That was difficult, though, as she was starring in films and television series by the time she was in high school. She graduated high school, and while she could have enrolled in a university, her film career was taking off like a goddamn red rocket, so she skipped out on all of that.

But I’m getting ahead of myself here! First, let’s take a fucking look at some of the first roles that Angourie Rice landed when she was still a child actor. Maybe you’ve seen some of them, and maybe you haven’t. Honestly, I don’t give a fuck.

Angourie Rice starts acting early

This put Angourie Rice on the map as a new and talented face that already had a seasoned work ethic. A year later, Angourie Rice was cast in the live action portions of the film Walking with Dinosaurs (2013). It’s tentatively based on the beloved BBC documentary Walking with Dinosaurs, but the reviews were pretty lackluster. It was ultimately forgettable, but Angourie Rice still shined in the segments she was in, despite the movie being dogshit.

That same year, Angourie Rice starred in a short film called These Final Hours, which has a plot that’s similar to Transmission. The following year, Angourie Rice went back to Australia to star in several other television projects, such as The Doctor Blake Mysteries and Mako: Island of Secrets. She was fucking busy as hell, and went on to star in the TV series Nowhere Boys and Nowhere Boys: The Book of Shadows in 2016.

Though she fucking killed it in these two series, it wasn’t her biggest moment in 2016. Her breakout moment was coming up. And it’d be in her biggest role to date.

Angourie Rice has her breakout moment

Angourie Rice played the character Holly March, the daughter of Ryan Gosling’s character, detective Holland March. Everyone gets into shenanigans, and it’s pretty fucking funny. It has gained a cult classic status as of this writing, and it put Angourie Rice’s talent on the goddamn Hollywood roadmap. Pretty soon, it became crystal goddamn clear: Angourie Rice is one to watch!

Angourie Rice becomes a name to watch

But she wouldn’t be in Australia for long. The famed director Sofia Coppola – daughter of legendary film director Francis Ford Coppola – was getting a cast together for the film The Beguiled. She cast Angourie Rice as Jane, and Angourie Rice has stated it was quite the experience.

“[She] commands the set with kindness and never raises her voice,” said Angourie Rice in an interview with ELLE Magazine in 2024.

The Beguiled had one hell of a fucking cast. It starred Colin Farrell and Nicole Kidman to give you an idea of its star power. And unlike The Nice Guys, The Beguiled went on to make a decent profit. As always, Angourie Rice captured the imaginations of everyone that saw her on-screen – and Marvel wanted her!

Therefore, Angourie Rice was cast as Betty Bryant in the 2017 film Spider-Man: Homecoming. She plays the secretary of J. Jonah Jameson, and Peter Parker (you know, fucking Spider-Man), wants to date her. Easy there you horny fucker: you think you can handle someone as hot as Angourie Rice?!

Angourie Rice reprised her role in two more Spider-Man films: Spider-Man: Far From Home and Spider-Man: No Way Home. She also portrayed Betty Bryant in the Web series Daily Bugle, which centered around the day-to-day life of working at the newspaper of the same name.

Angourie Rice was undoubtedly having her goddamn moment in Hollywood, but she went back to her roots in Australia to play the character Lisa in the 2019 film Ladies in Black. This won her an AACTA award for ‘Best Lead Actress’ at just 18 years old. That’s hella impressive!

Angourie Rice went back for another sci-fi go-around by appearing in the season 5 finale of Black Mirror with Miley Cyrus. The episode was reminiscent of the buddy-cop movie she starred in alongside Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling years prior, except that it involved a robot acting like a total bitch. Watch it: maybe you’ll see the similarities!

Speaking of watching shit, see where you can find Angourie Rice:

•    Every Day

•    Honor Society

•    These Final Hours

•    Mean Girls

•    Spider-Man: Homecoming

•    Spider-Man: No Way Home

•    Spider-Man: Far From Home

•    Worst Year of My Life Again

•    Senior Year

•    Nowhere Boys: The Book of Shadows

•    Jasper Jones

•    Ladies in Black

•    Mare of Easttown

•    The Beguiled

•    The Doctor Blake Mysteries

•    Daisy Quokka: World's Scariest Animal

•    The Nice Guys

•    Walking with Dinosaurs

•    Mako: Island of Secrets

•    Black Mirror

•    The Last Thing He Told Me

What does the future hold for Angourie Rice?

Keep an eye out for this hot as fuck babe, because she’s going to be in show and films for a long ass time to come! Don’t believe me? All you need to do is wait and keep your eyeballs open! You’ll find out that I know what I’m talking about soon enough!

Suggestions:

• Stars in a ton of movies and shows
• So fucking sexy
• Extremely talented
• Humorous in her films, too

• Nothing