Just who in the fuck is Sasha Alexander? If you’ve watched American television over the years, then you’ve no doubt come across Sasha Alexander in one of her many roles. She’s one of those actresses that you’ll know when you see her, though, you may not know her name.

That’s okay! Because here on ThePornDude, I’m going to explain everything you need to know about this hot piece of ass! But before we get to all of that, let’s check out the origin story of the gorgeous Sasha Alexander!

Sasha Alexander’s early days

It all began in seventh grade when she was cast in the lead female role in a play called Baby. Unfortunately for her and the rest of the cast, the male co-star of Baby was a straight up pussy that decided he couldn’t handle acting in front of everyone. Although it would have normally ruined the entire fucking production, Sasha Alexander basically said, “fuck that!” and played both parts. Not only did she save the production, but the entire audience loved it!

Sasha Alexander continued to act on stage in theatrical productions for both high school and, eventually, university. Periodically, Sasha Alexander would travel to New York City to perform in summer acting festivals as well as Shakespeare-centered productions. She continued to earn her acting chops here, and proved to be one hell of a talent that attracted eyeballs right from the start.

During one such Summer, Sasha Alexander portrayed Katherine in the famous Shakespeare play “The Taming of the Shrew.” Her performance was met with assloads of praise, resulting in the actress getting a chance to study at the Royal Shakespeare Company in London, England. All the while, she continued her university studies back in America, eventually graduating with a focus on directing.

Sasha Alexander gets her start

Sasha Alexander starred in a TV show called Presidio Med and Wasteland. Neither did exceptionally well in the ratings, and both were total bores. But, Sasha Alexander shined in both, and it led to her getting cast on the fourth season of the teen drama Dawson’s Creek as a gal who dates that dumb ass Dawson.

Though the show sucks serious ass by today’s standards, this was a huge fucking deal in the early 2000s. Getting cast on a show like Dawson’s Creek and standing out could mean that you finally get cast in the good shit. Not the kind of shit like Dawson’s Creek.

Fortunately for Sasha Alexander, she made everyone that watched her scenes in Dawson’s Creek absolutely fall in love with her. She was jaw dropping with those ‘fuck me’ eyes, and you couldn’t help but whack off to her! And her roles only keep getting hotter!

Around that same time, she played a lesbian reporter on the show Greg the Bunny, and she made out with Sarah Silverman. Talk about fucking sexy! If you saw that at the time, it didn’t matter if there was a goddamn puppet on the screen: you were cumming in your pants!

That alone should have kept Greg the Bunny on-air, but it was not meant to be. Fortunately for Sasha Alexander and her career, though, she was about to jump on the first season of one of the longest-running shows on TV. And it’s here that she finally proved to the world that she had what it took to be a recurring on-screen presence in a television series – as if anyone had any doubts otherwise!

Sasha Alexander lands her first recurring role

For the rest of the 2000s, Sasha Alexander starred in a slew of romantic comedies. She most famously starred in the Jim Carrey comedy Yes Man during this time. Sasha Alexander also starred in a TV series called The Nine that was getting marketed to be a new fucking hit in the style of Lost, but it was ultimately canceled. Probably because the entire series centered around a fucking bank heist, which sounds goddamn boring.

For a while, it looked like Sasha Alexander wouldn’t find a role that matched her time on NCIS. But that was not the case, as Sasha Alexander would be cast in perhaps her most famous role to date. And again, she’d be playing someone that knows how to fucking wield a gun!

Sasha Alexander finds her biggest role to date

It stars a detective named Rizzoli and her best friend, medical examiner Maura Isles solving cases together. Though it seems like a pretty fucking standard buddy-cop show, it was embraced by the lesbian community around that time. One celebrity went so far as to say that it was a lesbian show that didn’t know it yet.

Obviously they never scissored one another, because I’d be telling you about it right now. I would have taken my fucking clothes off wherever I may have been, and I would have started stroking my cock the moment that scene aired. I don’t care if it was in the middle of a fucking hospital waiting room when that show premiered: I’d of covered the floor of that hospital with my jizz.

Right as Rizzoli & Isles began to wind down, Sasha Alexander was cast on the fucking hilarious show Shameless. There, she played a college professor that’s getting it on with someone in the Gallagher family. She played this role for three seasons until 2016.

What’s next for Sasha Alexander?

But if you don’t give a fuck about her behind-the-scenes roles, see where else you can watch her act and fuck her with your eyes:

•    Greg the Bunny

•    Dark Blue

•    Play Dead

•    He's Just Not That Into You

•    Bernard and Huey

•    Presidio Med

•    Deathstroke: Knights & Dragons

•    Law & Order

•    Dangerous Lies

•    The Morning Show

•    The Nine

•    Rizzoli & Isles

•    Lucky 13

•    NCIS: Ducky's World

•    Amazing Stories

•    CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

•    Curb Your Enthusiasm

•    FBI

•    Love Happens

•    Celebrity Name Game

•    House

•    Shameless

•    Tenure

•    Dinner at Tiffani's

•    All Over the Guy

•    Battle of the Sexes    

•    The Girl from Nagasaki

•    NCIS

•    Visceral Matter    

•    The Last Lullaby

•    Mission: Impossible III

•    Wasteland

•    The Karenskys

•    Dawson's Creek

•    The Ride

•    E-Ring

•    Coming & Going

•    Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

•    Friends

•    Yes Man

•    Ball & Chain

•    Twin Falls Idaho

Sasha Alexander has gone back to the movies a bit in the 2020s, most notably as the voice of Angie Wilson in the Web series Deathstroke: Knights & Dragons. Moreover, Sasha Alexander also starred in the film Bleeding Love about a daughter and father reuniting, which apparently is about as awesome as it sounds. Which is to say, not the fuck at all.

But hey! At least Sasha Alexander is there, ready for you to masturbate to in the scenes. She’s still a fucking firecracker after all these years, and you’ll see why for yourself, no matter which movie or series you catch her in!

Suggestions:

• Has a ‘fuck me’ look in most roles
• Always fine as hell
• Talented actress
• Plenty of roles to watch her in

• Nothing