Whether you’ve watched Full House reruns or you have a word obsession with jerking off to content from The Hallmark Channel, chances are high that you’ve tugged one out to actress Lori Loughlin at some point. The actress famous for her down-to-earth roles, Lori Loughlin has been operating in the entertainment industry for decades, and she’s still going strong. But she’s not without her controversies, as you’ll fucking see later on.

Early life

“I was probably 5 or 6 years old. And I don't know if I had a complete idea formed in my head, but I do know I was watching The Wizard of Oz, and I thought, ‘That looks like fun.’ I just remember that being my first real memory,” said Lori Loughlin in an interview with The Washington Post in 2004.

At the age of 11, she got her chance as a model for a print magazine by walking into an agency and handed a job offer on the spot.

“My mom had a friend that was going into Manhattan [in New York City] to meet with an agency for modeling. She was taking her teenage daughters in, and she asked my mom if I wanted to go along. My mom reluctantly let me go, but I don’t think she ever thought anything would come of it. And I went in, and they handed me a contract and said, ‘We’ll take you,’” Lori Loughlin continued.

It wasn’t long after that when Lori Loughlin was able to dive into acting. This started a long, sometimes treacherous road filled with good and bad decisions. But let’s start with her fucking first good decision – landing an acting role at 15!

First acting gigs

From there, Lori Loughlin was cast in over a dozen films and one-off guest spots over the years, most notably co-starring in the 80s cult classic Rad (also known as Hell Track). Lori Loughlin played the role of Christian Hollings – the love interest of protagonist Cru Jones. The two get into all kinds of crazy shit, including performing BMX tricks in the middle of the dance floor at Cru’s Senior prom! No wonder this work of art is called Rad!

Lori Loughlin continued to star in roles throughout the late 80’s, such as the TV movie Brotherhood of Justice about a real-life high school vigilante group that took the slogan of, ‘Say no to Drugs a little too seriously. Most notably, Keanu fucking Reeves stars in this movie! She also starred in other films like A Place to Call Home, two episodes of the TV series The Equalizer, and Back to the Beach – a movie about, you guessed it: going back to the beach.

A year later, Lori Loughlin would get her breakout role which would change the course of her career. At least, for nearly a fucking decade. Check out the role that had bros like you stroking off to her if you’re a certain age, and keep reading this masterpiece of a bio on ThePornDude to learn more about one of the hottest pieces of ass in sitcom history!

Lori Loughlin’s breakout role

Lori Loughlin portrayed Rebecca Donaldson for the remainder of Full House. She eventually marries character Jesse Katsopolis, has twins, and basically live in Danny Tanner’s attic forever. That sounds fucking insane, but it’s a goddamn 90’s sitcom, so what the fuck are you going to do about it? Nothing – that’s what.

Loughlin’s career post-Full House

Speaking of legends, Lori Loughlin co-starred alongside the legendary Bruce Campbell in the film In the Line of Duty: Blaze of Glory. Bruce Campbell portrays Jeff Erickson, a hard-boiled former cop and marine who meets a woman named Jill, and they fall madly in love – until they decide to become the 90s version of notorious gangster couple Bonnie and Clyde, who killed all kinds of people in the early 20th century. It’s dripping with nacho cheese, but you’ll want to lick it off Lori Loughlin’s fucking phenomenal body when you watch it!

Lori Loughlin’s roles in the early 2000’s were more or less the same. She portrayed Black Canary in the shitfest Birds of Prey TV series in 2002, and made guest appearances on several sitcoms. In 2004, Lori Loughlin co-created, produced, and starred in the TV drama Summerland, which was canceled after two seasons. She then jumped to another sitcom with David Arquette in 2007 called In Case of Emergency that was cancelled after only a few episodes.

Lori Loughlin finally hit her stride in 2008 when she co-starred in the first three seasons of 90210, a spin-off of the 90s American TV drama Beverly Hills, 90210. Then, she starred in the Hallmark Channel original film Meet My Mom, which would propel her to working with the Hallmark Channel for much of the 2010’s, most notably on the TV drama When Calls the Heart as character Abigail Stanton, a widow of a miner who, in addition to her son, was killed in a mining explosion with 45 others.

Lori Loughlin remained on the show until 2019. That’s when shit hit the fan for her, both personally and professionally. For better or worse, Lori Loughlin was about to become more famous than ever.

Loughlin’s college admissions scandal and 2019 arrest

On April 9, 2019, additional charges were brought against Lori Loughlin, her husband Mossimo Giannulli, and other parents involved in the fraud. On May 22, 2020, Lori Loughlin ultimately pled guilty to one count of conspiracy to commit wire and mail fraud and honest services wire and mail fraud, and she served two months at FCI Dublin prison, was given a two-year supervised release, fined $150,000, and ordered to complete 100 hours of community service. Despite everything, Lori Loughlin’s children were able to stay enrolled at the University of Southern California.

Loughlin’s life after prison

Why the fuck is that? Because she portrayed Mandy Gilmore in the 2023 Christmas film Blessings of Christmas for Great American Family – the biggest competitor to The Hallmark Channel. Oh shit – shots fucking fired!

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