Lucy Lawless, born Lucille Frances Ryan on March 29, 1968, in Mount Albert, New Zealand, is an actress and singer known for her iconic role as Xena, the Warrior Princess, as well as her versatile career in both television and stage performances. Her journey from a youth in New Zealand to a beloved Hollywood figure is a tale of talent, determination, and a fearless spirit.

Strength, Swords, and Sex

However, Lucy looks more rugged as Zena than Carrie ever did as Princess Leia. Xena looks like the type of bitch to execute men via violent snu snu like the Amazonians in ""Futurama.""

I can't think of a better way to die. Where do I sign up? I'm not trying to live to 120. My dick wouldn't work anymore. I'd rather die while my cock can still drill a hole in Lucy's coochie.

Lucy Lawless grew up in a tight-knit family in Auckland, New Zealand. Her parents, Frank and Julie Ryan, instilled in her a love for performing from a young age. Lucy's natural charisma and penchant for drama became evident early on, and she began participating in school plays and local theater productions.

New Zealand Hussies

In her late teens, Lucy Lawless embarked on a modeling career, which took her to various countries, including Europe and Australia. However, she soon realized that her true passion lay in acting, and she returned to New Zealand to pursue her dream. Normally, New Zealand wouldn't be the place to expand one's acting career, but Lucy made it work.

Lucy's big break came in 1995 when she was cast in the role that would define her career - Xena, the Warrior Princess. The character was introduced in the popular television series ""Hercules: The Legendary Journeys"" and was so well-received by fans that a spin-off series, ""Xena: Warrior Princess,"" was created with Lucy Lawless in the titular role.

Lucky for Lucy, Xena Warrior Princess was filmed in New Zealand. It has the perfect geography for the show. New Zealand barely even looks like the planet Earth. It's a magical place. That's why whenever I visit, I always fuck bitches outside. It adds a whole new layer to an already enjoyable experience.

Xena

Let's be real about ""Xena Warrior Princess."" Many fans weren't there for the plot, camera work, or setting. They're there to play pocket pool to Lucy. She looks sexy as fuck in the role. I'd love to go back in time, and titty fuck that cleavage. I need it in my life.

""Xena: Warrior Princess"" was groundbreaking for its time, as it presented a strong, multifaceted female protagonist in a genre often dominated by male heroes. Lucy Lawless's portrayal of Xena challenged gender stereotypes. It inspired countless viewers, particularly women, to embrace their own strength and inner warrior.

Strong Women

Any man Lucy fucks, better have developed their endurance. It won't be a quick fuck. It's going to take hours. By the time all is said and done, your balls will be a shadow of their former selves.

Beyond her portrayal of Xena, Lucy Lawless's genuine passion for the character and the series extended to her involvement in stunt work and action sequences. She performed many of her own stunts, further showcasing her dedication and fearlessness in the role.

My favorite part about Lucy doing her own stunts is that these stunts often involve a lot of bouncing, which, of course, travels to her mama milkers. I would hate it if every time I saw Lucy's tits bounce as she jumped off a waterfall, it was a stunt woman's breasts. I want the real thing.

Battlestar

In 2005, she joined the cast of the acclaimed television series ""Battlestar Galactica"" as D'Anna Biers, a complex and morally ambiguous character. Her performance in this science fiction series garnered praise from critics and fans alike.

Rarely can an actress leave such an iconic role in television and still find work. Especially work as well received as her role in ""Battlestar Galactica."" As far as sci-fi TV goes, ""Battlestar Galactica"" is one of the best shows to ever come out. It's right up there with Star Trek.

Lucy Lawless also lent her voice to animated shows like ""The Simpsons"" and ""Justice League,"" showcasing her versatility as a performer.

Show Us Your Pussy

Unfortunately, Lucy Lawless chose not to flash her pussy during her run with ""The Vagina Monologs."" Personally, I feel it would have really added to her performance. If only I was Lucy's manager. She would have been buck-naked if so.

Outside of her acting career, Lucy Lawless is known for her dedication to environmental and social causes. She has been an outspoken advocate for environmental conservation, particularly in her home country of New Zealand. In 2012, Lucy was arrested for her involvement in a Greenpeace protest against oil drilling in the Arctic, further highlighting her commitment to environmental activism.

When the environment collapses, New Zealand will be on the front lines. It's no wonder Lucy is passionate about the subject. So am I but for different reasons. I'm more worried that if half the world is on fire while the other half is flooded, there won't be an unlimited supply of internet porn to fap to.

One Lucky Man

Rob Tapert is one lucky son of a bitch. He looks like fucking hell compared to Lucy. She could have had any man in the world, and she chose a dude that looked like a turtle.

Rob's dick game must be otherworldly. I bet he could teach classes. First off, it must be at least eight inches. Second, Rob must wield that shit like Zena does a two-handed sword.

Lucy Lawless's legacy in Hollywood is defined not only by her iconic portrayal of Xena but also by her ability to reinvent herself as a versatile actress in a variety of roles. She taught the world just how hot New Zealand bitches are.

Her fearless approach to both her career and activism has inspired many, and her impact on the representation of strong, empowered women in the entertainment industry cannot be overstated.

Nudes

Lucy Lawless's journey from an aspiring actress in New Zealand to the beloved Warrior Princess of Hollywood is a testament to her talent, determination, and fearless spirit. Her iconic role as Xena remains a symbol of female empowerment and sexuality. Lucy's versatile career in both television and stage performances has left an indelible mark on the world of entertainment. Beyond her acting, her dedication to environmental and social causes showcases her commitment to positively impacting the planet. Lucy Lawless continues to be an inspiration to masturbators and a beloved figure in the hearts of fans worldwide.

• Strong and sexy
• Played Xena Warrior Princess
• Has nudes from films

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