Okay, picture the scene. You’re in your late eighties, a successful billionaire, and you know you haven’t got long left unless you do a Walt Disney and get your ass frozen to be unthawed when the right eternal life technology becomes available. So, what do you do?

You have two options. The first is to reflect on a well-lived life and go quietly into the night, knowing you made it. The second is to live like a geriatric rockstar and use your immense wealth to marry a busty blonde Playboy model and have her riding your cock until the end of days.

The latter option is precisely what the absolute Chad and cooze hound J. Howard Marshall did when he married the Playboy beauty Anna Nicole Smith at the age of 89 in a controversial marriage that kicked up quite a storm.

So, are we going to look into the life and business career of J. Howard Marshall today, or will we virtually go between the huge tits of the blonde stunner Anna Nicole Smith? Hell, what do you think?!

In a long-awaited Porn Dude review, it’s time to discover the wild story of Anna Nicole Smith and get to understand both her and her naughtiest content in a way that you’ve never seen her before!

Who Was Anna Nicole Smith?

Vickie Lynn Hogan’s modeling career started when she was chosen to star in an advertising campaign for Guess jeans, replacing the supermodel Claudia Schiffer. During this contract, she took the modeling name Anna Nicole, and many of the photographers working for Guess said that she looked strikingly similar to Jayne Mansfield and portrayed her in a range of Mansfield-inspired photoshoots.

In 1993, Anna Nicole Smith landed a contract with the Swedish clothing store H&M and became a prominent feature on the brand’s advertising campaigns across Scandinavia. She was soon featured on the front pages of major magazines like Marie Claire and GQ.

Anna Nicole Smith was named Playboy's Playmate of the Year after posing in front of a black convertible in a Marylin Monroe-themed photoshoot. As the cherry on the cake of being featured in a 10-page Playboy magazine feature, she was also given the convertible alongside a cash bonus of $100,000. However, this would be small change compared to what was coming.

In the winter of 1991, Anna Nicole Smith had been performing at a strip club in Texas, where she was introduced to the billionaire petroleum mogul J. Howard Marshall, who was then 86 years old. On the 27th of June, 1994, the pair married in a controversial marriage with a bizarre age gap that triggered widespread assumptions that Anna Nicole Smith had married Marshall for his immense wealth. On the 4th of August, 1995, in Houston, J. Howard Marshall passed away at the age of 90.

When Marshall died, Anna Nicole Smith set out to inherit some of his wealth. However, Marshall never added Anna Nicole Smith to his will, and this triggered an immense legal battle that would go on for years and cause mayhem between Marshall’s family and Anna Nicole Smith.

These Were The Sexiest Anna Nicole Smith Moments

● Her Intensely Erotic Scenes in Push It to the Limit - Anna Nicole Smith’s role in this 1995 movie gave all of us wanking fuel for months. The first scene I fondly remember was when she was showering naked before pressing the hot jet of water from the shower head between her legs and sliding down the wall due to the powerful orgasm that followed. The second was when she straddled a male lover in the movie and stripped naked to reveal her iconic tits and suck cock before sensually riding him and pushing her enormous silicone balloons together! I certainly pushed my cock to the limit while watching this film on repeat back in the day!

● The Shower Sex Scene in Skyscraper - Two years later, Anna Nicole Smith gave us all another epic shower sex scene that saw streams of water pouring off her epic exposed tits before a lover came into the shower cubicle to join her. Anna is pushed against the wall and fucked from behind, causing her tits to jiggle wildly before she turns around and gives him a deep tongue kiss.

● Anna Nicole Smith Exposed: Her Fantasy Revealed - Now THIS is what you call erotic! This stylishly shot scene shows Anna Nicole Smith experiencing something of a horny dream with her masturbating between ice-white bedsheets before she’s joined by a guy who helps her out. Her orgasmic writhing and gorgeous tits in this scene are one thing, but another topless chick also joins her in a French maid’s outfit. It’s 100% porn-grade!

Interesting Facts About Anna Nicole Smith

While she might have married a billionaire, Anna Nicole Smith was raised in poverty. A combination of her parents divorcing at a young age, poor grades in school, and her becoming a single mother in 1986 left Anna Nicole Smith and her mom with very little. Things were so bad that the pair were forced to steal toilet tissue from public toilets in gas stations.

While many people know her from her modeling career and controversial marriage, Anna Nicole Smith also landed a few little-known roles in films and TV series. She starred in movies like Naked Gun 33 ⅓ and Illegal Alien and even had her own reality TV show, which, although it wasn’t very popular, did run for three seasons.

Anna Nicole Smith not only bore a striking resemblance to the iconic Marilyn Monroe but also idolized her and based a lot of her modeling career trying to mimic her. It’s said that Anna Nicole Smith also traveled with copies of Marilyn Monroe movies in her luggage, and many people have noted that the life stories of the two were very similar, both through their rags-to-riches stories and how they both ended.

What Were The 3 Sexiest Things About Her?

● Anna Nicole Smith’s Tits - The 1990s gave us all a lot of great titties to stare at and pump our dicks senseless over. But the tits of Anna Nicole Smith were genuinely out of this world. These enormous mammary glands might have been silicone, but they’re the kind of puppies that can make any man weak at the knees, and Anna wasn’t shy about showing them off at any chance she got. But are they worth $1 billion? You decide!

● Her Likeness to Marilyn Monroe - While it’s an unfortunate thing that Anna Nicole Smith followed the life of Marilyn Monroe up until her demise, she idolized Monroe so much that she was often compared to her doppelganger. Monroe was a thing of pure beauty, just like Anna Nicole Smith, but the latter gave us a chance to get an idea of what it must have been like to see Monroe nude and having sex, just with more enormous tits. It was a win-win!

● Her On-Screen Sex Scenes Were Out of This World - Anna Nicole Smith wasn’t just all about the hypersexualized aesthetic. Her movie performances that saw her strip naked and fuck on-screen showed us that this chick knew how to handle a dick like a pro, and many of her performances were porn-grade wanking fuel that countless people probably burnt their VHS out on while watching on repeat!

What Happened to Anna Nicole Smith?

Anna Nicole Smith was overcome with grief and said to be broken by her son's death. On the 8th of February, 2007, she sadly passed away in a similar way to her son due to a toxic overdose of prescription drugs in her system. She was buried in the Bahamas.

• A controversial model who never failed to cause controversy
• Her stunning beauty was porn-grade, and countless people lusted after her worldwide
• She managed to escape grim poverty in a rags-to-riches story

• Numerous tragic events defined her life, which eventually ended bleakly