We’re officially Hollywood! Haha! That’s right. It’s about time we deviate a little from our usual naughty escapades and get a little classy! I’m sure we can all use a break to admire some of the dreamiest girls in the public eye from afar! Me and the lady sometimes talk about the list of celebrities we would be okay with the other hooking up with… I mean, fat chance it will ever happen, right? I can dream up bedding Beyoncé as much as I’d like, but… Haha! One can only dream, right?

Anyway, pretty much everyone has had this conversation with their significant other. I’m sure even some smaller celebrities do! And there’s a pretty hefty pool of dreamboats for everyone to fantasize about! And what better way to enter the latter part of the year than helping you decide how to spice up your fantasies? Haha! Of course, we’ll take extra care to remain as respectful as possible!

While we can fantasize about the hottest celebs in the game, they’re still just like you and me. (That’s right! They even watch porn too!) They may be a lot sexier, a lot richer, and a lot more respected… Haha! Well, maybe they’re not just like me and you! But they’re still people… With hopes and dreams and parents! So, we’ll try our best to keep our fantasies as classy as their walks on the red carpet!

(And just like their afterparties, we’ll keep the weirder stuff to ourselves!)

So, what fine lady will I be featuring today? Let me ask you a question… Have you seen The Little Mermaid? That’s right, THAT Little Mermaid! Haha! Nowadays, it feels like you can mention just about everything and you’ll be opening up a big-ass can of worms! There was a whole controversy surrounding the live-action imagination of Ariel… Apparently, main actor wasn’t nearly Celtic enough for what appeared to be some pretty die-hard Little Mermaid fans!

What’s my opinion on the matter? Well, my opinion is that the conversation was the wrong fucking conversation! Who cares what The Little Mermaid looks like when an enchantress like Halle Bailey is playing her!? (Seriously… I didn’t know The Little Mermaid had such a dedicated fucking dedicated fanbase!) On our side of the internet, we’re pretty well-known for not really caring about 100% accuracy of an adaptation! Haha! If it works it works! And it sure as hell worked!

Halle Bailey, what non-Halle Bailey fans might not have known was that it wasn’t just the diversity quota that landed her the part of The Little Mermaid. This girl has the voice of an angel! Hell, she has the voice of 5! She’s better known to her fans as “Halle”, one half of the musical duo “Chloe x Halle”. The Georgia-born singer and actor was first known for her musical performances with her sister, Chloe.

She currently has 2 Grammy wayward nominated albums under her belt (The Kids Are Alright and Ungodly Hour), at 23 years old! That’s more than what a lot of people can say! Word on the web is that her father put her to work as an actor and singer at just 3 years old! That’s some serious fucking talent we’re talking about… I mean, if we’re willing to overlook the potentially implied childhood trauma. (It’s cool, Halle. We’re no strangers to that over here!)

By the time Halle was 10 years old, her father had her writing and performing her own songs! So, if you thought some random red-head stood any chance against THAT during casting you’re out of your fucking mind! Haha! This kind of talent doesn’t come along too often. And coupled with the dazzling looks that grace our screens, Halle’s in for one hell of a career!

If Halle Bailey happens to be one of your secret celebrity crushes, you might just wanna take care with those fantasies! It turns out that this lady’s already hitched! And not only that… Word on the street is that she’s already eating for two! Haha! Any faint dreams of somehow landing a lucky night with this lovely lady will remain just that! A faint dream! And who’s the lucky guy?

Honestly, I’m not really even sure. I think he calls himself DDG. A YouTube rapper. That’s right! The lovely Halle Bailey is pregnant by a fucking YouTube rapper! I just had to check him out. He’s not half bad… Although it seems that half of his songs are about her. With a girl as fine as that, he’d better keep it that way! Haha!

Online Presence

Halle has a hefty following of 7.1 million and 3.2 million followers on her Instagram and Tik Tok respectively. Over there, she’s a little more open about her day-to-day life. One of her latest posts featured her rocking a stylish new haircut! Those locks don’t lie… And neither do those eyes! Halle Bailey is consistently smoking!

She also has a YouTube channel where you’ll find all of her songs and links to a bunch of her other socials. She’s super into solo stuff now, I guess. With a voice like that, why wouldn’t she be? Haha! Once you’re finished fawning over her spine-tingling voice, you can follow her over on Discord. That’s right! She also has a Discord!

Why? Hell if I know! I don’t think anyone’s ever told her that’s where she’ll find most of the internet’s degenerates nowadays! After visiting, it doesn’t look too bad. But we all know how Discord can be. I’ll give it about a year before someone fucks that up. For now, though, you can enjoy a pretty positive community of 15k+ members. You couldn’t get closer to Halle if you tried! That’s undoubtedly the best place to get the scoop on all of her latest moves!

And if you’re looking to simp over her a little more, there’s a dedicated Reddit page with almost the same number of members! (14k+). You can find a pleasant stream of the most stunning photos Halle has graced the internet with!

Hot Facts About Halle Bailey

● For a while, Halle Bailey had a jewelry store on Etsy! Yup! Celebrities have hobbies too! HallelujahJewelry was a jewelry site where Halle sold Christian-based jewelry to fans lucky enough to get their hands on it. Don’t bother looking though. That sold out and shut down a long while ago. But you can always hope that she’ll open it again!

● Halle may have some alternate reasons for selling all that Jesus jewelry though… Turns out, she has a pretty naughty side! Around 2022, Halle Bailey's nudes were posted online! So, maybe some of you pervs won’t have to imagine too much!

Controversies/Scandals

Spicy Content

Of course, I’m sure Halle’s nudes are circulating somewhere on the internet. I think even a sex tape managed to get into the wrong hands too. Hey… Some people like to keep memories of a good time! That’s nothing new to us! Apparently, some tech nerds hacked into her iCloud account and got a hold of all that sensitive information. Don’t worry, Halle. It happens to the best of us!

What’s that? You wanna know where to find it? As if! Halle’s not exactly one of us! She’s in the show business, where all the degeneracy is done off camera. You’re gonna have to look for that stuff on your own time, you little freak!

Things We Find Hot About Halle Bailey

● Halle tends to rock some pretty sexy out-there styles! She’s always towing the line between classy and sexy!

● You gotta love that Halle has a silent sultry side! I may or may not have peaked at those nudes. This isn’t an admission of guilt! Haha! I’m sure those images were enough to make someone’s day!

Conclusion

Don’t worry though… I’m sure Halle will grace her fans with her cool and sexy fashion sense for years to come!

• Incredible fashion sense
• Classy lady with a sexy side
• Has a voice that can stop a heart
• One of the most natural-looking celebs out there

• Some might find that forehead a little too wide for their liking