I hope I’m getting as much action as Hans the Horny Grandpa when I’m in his age. Between my professional fap sessions and status as the world’s greatest porn connoisseur, as well as my work slanging dick over at PornDudeCasting, I feel like I do have a few things going for me that’ll help keep the fun flowing as I get older. That said, I was eager to dig into grandpa’s website to find out if he had some kind of magic secret to winning the young ladies over. Learning experience aside, I was also as horny as gramps and wanted to jerk off.

I feel like my opening paragraph painted a vivid picture, but in case you’re new to the world of online smut, I’ll get a little more specific: HansTheHornyGrandpa.com is a premium site where an old dude bangs a ton of hot, much younger pornstars. Ol’ Hans is an old hand at this, filming his adventures and posting them online for over a decade now. I feel like this is a culmination of his life’s work getting laid, and while we can’t all be that lucky, we can certainly tune in for a vicarious wank. Click the link to start getting your faps in, or read on for a little more insight into the platform and the man behind it.

Hans is a Dirty Old Man, and That’s Why We Love Him

Hans has included a ton of free video previews to get you hooked right away. I half expected the Play buttons out front to lead straight to the signup page, a common bait-and-switch tactic on paysites these days. Instead, I watched generous freebies of grandpa getting his cock sucked and drilling beautiful women from various well-shot angles. The vibes are raw, sexy and homemade, but the production values are closer to what I’m doing at PornDudeCasting than the low-fi blowjob clips people shoot on their iPhones. I’d put it ahead of most self-shot OnlyFans content, too.

I feel like old folks have a reputation for being vanilla, though I think a lot of that is just our reluctance to envision earlier generations still getting nasty as they get wrinkled. The depravity on display at HansTheHornyGrandpa.com is a far cry from the boring missionary encounters some of you might have imagined before you clicked the link. Hans and his friends are getting into all kinds of sexy trouble around here.

There’s a dropdown menu of Tags that covers most of the popular keywords in smut. There are 18-year-old hotties and MILFs, tit play and tit fucks, threesomes and cumshots. The only notable omissions are the lack of anal sex and lesbian encounters, the latter of which makes perfect sense given the whole theme of the site. Still, I’m hoping for some butt fucking at some point down the line.

Comes with a Senior Citizen Discount

Memberships are a penny under twenty bucks a month, considerably less than the thirty dollars almost every other premium porn site is charging. Since they’ve also got VOD, some of you are probably wondering about the download situation. While there’s no Download button for easy offline saving, my third-party browser extension for the task had no trouble at all finding and grabbing the mp4s for later use.

To date, Hans the Horny Grandpa has shot and posted around 120 X-rated encounters with his sexy young friends. He’s pretty consistent with the runtimes, so you’re usually looking at around half an hour of fucking, sucking and other hardcore tomfoolery. There’s also a handful of Behind-the-Scenes clips included as a little bonus.

HansTheHornyGrandpa.com even has an upcoming release calendar so you can see what’s coming next. He adds a new movie every week, which is what I look for in any premium porn site. I was ready to cut Hans some slack on account of the relatively small size of his operation, but amateur or not, he’s banging them out just like the big boys. Kudos and thank you, Hans the Horny Grandpa!

Watching Hans the Horny Grandpa in Action

Perhaps I’ll find some of my one-time costars as I come back for more hits of the age gap perversion Hans is hawking, but in the meantime, I had some work-related masturbation to do. I figured I’d start with the very latest scene grandpa has added, a 27-minute romp with Lily Blossom called Grandpas Sugarbabes. She’s all over the old man in the opening moments of the movie, trying to distract him from his phone and succeeding within seconds. He stops doomscrolling and starts making out, and I’ll be damned if Lily doesn’t seem to be enjoying herself just as much as the guy with the senior citizen discounts.

I really love the vibe here, a balancing act between the intimacy of the truly homemade stuff and the more polished material coming out of the big-name brands. The set is clean as hell, the lighting is impeccable, and whoever’s behind the camera really knows how to frame a pussy-eating shot, a cocksucking scene, and the cowgirl ride that ensues after.

I don’t know if grandpa’s using Viagra or what, but he sure ain’t slacking on the porn stud front. My man ain’t quite as young and spry as the gentlemen you’ll see on other sites, but he’s not some decrepit old Crypt Keeper struggling to keep up and keep pumping it in. This, my friends, is why it’s important to stay active as you get older. If you act old, you’re going to end up feeling that way, but the opposite formula also holds true.

Not to drop any major spoilers or anything, but Hans the Horny Grandpa finished on Lily’s twat, and they share a couple more kisses on the lips to wrap things up. The whole thing was as much of a joy to watch as I imagine it was to shoot, for both participants based on the looks on their faces as they depart, a “To be continued” messaging flashing on the screen. If they meet again, I’ll definitely be tuning in to see how it all plays out.

HansTheHornyGrandpa.com is an easy recommendation to fans of age gap content, especially if you’re a fan of the more polished end of the amateur porn spectrum. The old guy’s bringing in some world-class talent for his jollies and the thrills for viewers at home, shooting home hookups with the skill of the pornographic maestros working for much bigger brands. I’m honestly kind of surprised he’s charging such a low entry fee, given the rarity of the niche and the prowess of the filmmaking on display. The free previews are abundant, so check those out and see what they do for you.

• Premium old-on-young porn site
• Lots of free previews
• A nice variety of XXX age gap content
• POV or cheap memberships
• ~120 Videos and some great photosets
• New vids every seven days
• Hot pornstars and amateurs

• Wish there was a pornstars menu