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Madelene Wright

Welcome to another review! I would describe x.com/wrightmadelene_ as a proper chick account. It goes above and beyond to present everything that Madelene Wright has to offer to the porn world, and I'm here to support it in its noble cause. I think that the porn industry always needs fresh faces and cunts.

For a split second, I was confused by the ""Footballer"" note on x.com/wrightmadelene_, but I quickly realized that the only balls this chick plays with are the ones in our pants. Let me inspect this shit for you. You sit tight and listen.

She is a footballer

Well, fuck me, I didn’t see this coming! Turns out, Madelene kicks balls for a living, just not the kind we’re all thinking about. She ain’t no famous pornstar, but she’s got her hands, and maybe more, in the OnlyFans scene when she’s not out playing the field. Born in London back in 1998, this chick is a pro athlete who’s making a splash with her side hustle.

Do I give a shit about her hobbies or football scores? Hell no. That’s not what I’m here for. The only thing I care about is what kind of filthy content she’s cranking out on X. If you’re dying to know her team stats, go ask some other motherfucker. I’m The Porn Dude, not some dickhead sports reporter. Let’s keep our focus where it belongs, and that would be on her tits, ass, and all the naughty shit she’s serving up.

A hot blonde with a thing for fashion

I told you at the very beginning of this review that Madelene runs a proper chick account. By that, I meant about her posing for perfect selfies, flaunting her immaculate clothes, you know, acting like a model for clothing and makeup. It's vanilla enough to be fun and entertaining for a chick, but it's also hot enough to attract male followers. This is why I'm fucking confused by the fact that x.com/wrightmadelene_ has only around 18K followers. That’s a goddamn crime against hotness! A cunt like hers deserves way more attention!

Lucky for her, today’s a good fucking day. When your X account gets blasted on a site pulling over 70 million horny motherfuckers a month, you’re about to get the kind of exposure you’d kill for! Madelene, I’m here to drag your sexy ass out of online irrelevance and into the spotlight. No need to thank me, sweetheart, just keep giving us the filthy content we came for.

A lot of no-nudity here

I’m here to back Madelene up, sure, but let’s get one fucking thing straight! I’m not here to bullshit you. Honestly, I’m fucking pissed at the lack of tits, ass, and goddamn nudity on x.com/wrightmadelene_. Yeah, I get it, she’s a pro athlete, not a full-time cum-slinging pornstar, but seriously, what the fuck? If you’re not gonna dive into the dirty side of things, then stick to your squeaky-clean career and run a vanilla, boring X account like every other basic bitch.

No, Madelene decided to roll into the OnlyFans game and slap that shit all over X for promotion. Fine, but if you’re gonna dip your toes into the naughty pool, then you better fucking dive in headfirst. Half-assing this shit isn’t doing her, or my goddamn dick, any favors. I’ve never been one to do things halfway, and frankly, I expect the same from anyone trying to make it in this dirty little world.

The first goddamn post I see on x.com/wrightmadelene_ is Madelene rocking some silver outfit. Do I give a shit about fashion? Fuck no, but here I am, scrolling down, and that's when I hit another post. This time, it’s a selfie. Madelene’s staring back at me with those soft features, big blue eyes, and a blonde mane that makes you wanna pull her hair while whispering dirty shit in her ear.

Yeah, she’s British, but she’s got this Russian vibe going on, like some ice queen who’d slay in a long-ass white fur coat, matching hat, and a pair of boots, sipping tea in some frozen tundra. She’s got that classy but sassy energy, all gentle and silky at the same time. Something like Eva Elfie, but with a thicker ass and a hell of a lot more talent for kicking balls. That’s my two dirty cents on this shit.

More about the content

I have to cut this chick some slack. She has a lot of shit going on in her life, so I guess x.com/wrightmadelene_ ain't her priority. It's a shame, 'cause accounts like this have a serious potential to launch careers into stardom. I mean, I would never pay attention to these accounts if they were shit.

Madelene Wright is still figuring things out, at least on X. This account was launched almost a year ago. 11 months to be exact. Over the course of 11 months, Madelene tweeted around 115 times. If you use your brain for a quick second, you'll realize that's around 10 tweets a month, on average. Think about is some more, and you'll see that's like one new tweet every two or three days. It’s not the worst I’ve seen, but let me tell you, it sure as hell ain’t the best.

If you’re running an X account and trying to attract all the horny fucks scrolling through X, you gotta be consistent, and by consistent, I mean slinging out at least one juicy-ass post every single day. If you want dudes with their dicks in hand to keep coming back, then keep the content flowing like a goddamn fountain of tits, ass, and steamy selfies. Otherwise, those followers are gonna bounce faster than I do after a shitty porno.

What's up with her OnlyFans

I'm fucking dying to see if Madelene is more serious about her OF content. It's where she actually earns money. Right now, Madelene has around 300 pics and 60 videos to offer on OF, and I'm pleasantly surprised. Not bad for a chick with only two tits and two fuck holes. All she says in her OF bio is ""angel face, devil thoughts"" and ""cum fulfill your fantasies"", so I guess she does adult content after all. Halle-fucking-lujah! Finally, we’re getting somewhere worth whipping it out for!

This brings us back to x.com/wrightmadelene_. This is where I want you to zoom out and look at the big picture for once. Let's say you are into Madelene Wright. You fucking are! Otherwise, you wouldn't still be here, reading this review. I suggest you start this whole journey by following her x.com/wrightmadelene_ account.

First of all, it's free. You can follow Madelene or any other chick you want. There are no limitations on X in that sense. Secondly, x.com/wrightmadelene_ is gonna be a great preview. Long dick short, x.com/wrightmadelene_ will help you see what Madelene is all about before you commit to the subscription on her OF.

Speaking of subscriptions, X accounts are great if you want to save some money. Right now, the blonde doesn't offer any sort of discount on her OF subscription, but it's gonna happen, sooner or later. Once it does, she's gonna post all about it on x.com/wrightmadelene_. As you can see, following chicks like Madelene on X is smart and handy.

I'm outta here

Let’s talk about the goddamn elephant in the room first. This account ain’t perfect. First off, there’s a tragic lack of nudity on x.com/wrightmadelene_. Like, seriously, if you’re teasing an OnlyFans packed with sinful shit, you gotta give the horny masses a little taste on X. Toss us a bone. Hell, even a blurred nipple or two would do the trick.

Then there’s the tweeting, or lack of it. One post every two or three days is like come the fuck on. If you’re trying to reel in horny followers, you gotta keep the feed fresh and dripping, not just sprinkle crumbs when you feel like it. Consistency is key, motherfuckers!

I want you to realize that X is free. Yeah, zero dollars, zero guilt, and you get a front-row seat to Madelene’s world, and let’s not ignore the fact that this chick’s got a vibe. She’s got that angel face and devil thoughts energy, which makes her posts fun to look at, even if she’s just flaunting clothes and makeup. Plus, she’s teasing her OnlyFans with everything she's got. It’s all about the buildup, and this account serves as the perfect preview to see what you’re signing up for.

Sure, there’s room for improvement, but x.com/wrightmadelene_ is still a gem in the rough. With that angelic blonde look and enough promise to make your dick curious, it’s worth sticking around for the ride. Let’s hope she steps up her game and makes this shit legendary. Adios!

  • A gorgeous blonde with a nice ass
  • X is free
  • She does shit for OF
  • No nudity