As soon as I saw what kind of cover photo Laura Bianca was using, I had a feeling that I wouldn't be seeing much. Nowadays, seeing chicks who're into cars is pretty rare, but it's even more rare to see that they don't have an OnlyFans account. That link in her bio was a pretty big giveaway, but even if I didn't check that out, her latest photo would have told me everything I needed to know.

In the beginning, I thought this would just be another girl who's posing next to a car, hoping to get a ton of likes on her content. Well, this babe actually works on a car, or at least knows how to pretend to make it look like she does. Either way, you'll see her get dirty, but probably in a different way than you're picturing.

I've seen a lot of girls, and I just knew this chick was from the UK. I don't know what it is about her, but one look at her face, and you'll know where she's from. Maybe it's her makeup, maybe it's the way she looks. I don't really know, but I immediately said that she's from the UK, and I wasn't wrong!

On Twitter since 2021

When she's not fixing a car or doing something to it, she's taking pictures of her big ass. Sometimes, she's doing both, but that was expected. Anyone who's OnlyFans can't go a day without showing off their body for a day.

Even though she's been around for over 3 years, she hasn't done a lot. Her Twitter account doesn't have a ton of stuff, and more importantly, it doesn't offer previews of her exclusive content. That was a big disappointment, but we'll get to that part later.

It wasn't hard to check out all of her posts, and that's exactly what I did. So far, she has made 723 posts, but there are fewer posts on her media page. That means she either reposted 150 things, or simply made posts that included no pictures or videos. Either way, you'll end up with slightly under 600 photos and videos.

I've seen Twitter accounts with just a few hundred photos and videos, but they made my jaw drop. That didn't happen this time. It was almost like I was looking at an Instagram page. There were pictures and videos of a girl who didn't even bother getting slightly naked. She's wearing tight clothes while doing some random things. That's not really something that would make me want to get her OF subscription.

The most exciting thing I saw on Twitter was a close-up picture of her ass. She wasn't even trying to hide what she was doing. You'll see nothing but her ass in that photo. It's big, but I can't say that it's that good. Laura is a curvy girl, and to be honest, she's not my cup of tea. I'm not into that kind of girl, but that doesn't mean some of you would do anything just to get a whiff of her pussy.

She's good with her hands

Most of the time, you'll see her under a car trying to fix something. She might be rebuilding cars for real, but when it comes to these posts, she's doing something else. She's showing off her ass all the time. For example, she might crouch down to change a tire, but the camera will just be filming her ass. You won't even notice that she was trying to do something in the car.

In some of her videos, you'll actually get to see her working on a car without her ass being in the way. It doesn't happen often, but I've seen a couple of videos like those. You might actually appreciate those, but I kind of doubt you're interested in that shit. Most of you are here hoping to find some free nudes, but as I have already told you, that shit won't happen!

What's up with so much makeup?

It's hard to explain what I'm talking about without actually seeing it. There's no need to put so much powder on your face. There are a lot of other things that just don't sit right with me, but who am I to judge, right? I'm talking about girls who make porn. I'm not into fashion or whatever those people are called.

The bottom line is that she's using too much makeup for my taste, and it's kind of a turn-off. I'd rather look at her from behind because I won't see her face. It sounds harsh, but it's better to watch her ass while she's fixing something than to look at her face when she has a lot of makeup on.

No OF previews

If she's going to make adult content, she needs to give us a preview of what we're dealing with. Isn't that the whole point of a Twitter account? You can post whatever you want without risking that you'll get banned, and she decided not to do it.

You won't even find nudes there. Laura uploaded a few bikini pictures, but that's pretty much it. You don't get to see much in those photos, but you'll still see more than in a photo where she's wearing leggings and a shirt.

As far as her OnlyFans content goes, it's a lot different than the stuff she offers on Twitter. For starters, you'll get to see this babe naked. Since she's not really the type of girl I usually go for, I could live without checking her out without her clothes. However, if you're into curvy girls, then you'll miss out on a lot.

After doing some research, I found out that she doesn't mind posing naked on OnlyFans. You'll see her topless, in lingerie, and completely naked. Sometimes, she's trying to show off her tits, while other times, she's showing off her ass.

The good news is that she's not only making softcore content. You'll also see this babe get fucked, but something tells me that you'll have to pay extra for those scenes. Her subscription costs $12 monthly, and that's just too low to get access to full-length porn scenes. I hope I'm wrong, but I don't think I am.

So far, she has uploaded over 500 photos and 120 videos. It's not a huge collection, but you'll still have plenty to keep you busy for a while. If her posts are as frequent as on Twitter, then you'll have a lot more stuff to admire soon!

Chubby chick who's really into cars

• Posts often

• No nudes