The chick behind x.com/malloysmal is all about spreading positivity, or so she claims in her bio. Well, hell, who am I to ignore a message like that? The world could use a little goddamn sunshine, and I’m all ears for whatever shit she’s preaching. Besides, my reviews are already dripping with raw truth and big ol' balls, so yeah, positivity fits right in with my vibe.

It's also a breath of fresh air to find such a profile on X. I mean, being honest, X can be toxic as fuck if you are not following the right crowd, so my tip of the day is to turn X feed into something worth a cumshot. With that thought in mind, let's do this review! Vamos!

If you are into thick chicks

Yup, unlike the majority of X profiles that are all demure and vanilla, x.com/malloysmal shows proper NSFW content. None of that half-assed, PG-13, vanilla crap most X profiles peddle! Nope, Malloy’s giving us the real NSFW deal, and if you know me, you know I’ll always stand the fuck up for a cause this noble. Naked BBWs doing their thing? Count my horny ass all the way in.

Just so you know, the latest post on x.com/malloysmal is a goddamn work of art. It's a pic of Malloy’s naked, wet, and slippery body. The camera’s all up in her tits, with a teasing little peek of her pussy, but no face in sight. It’s fucking perfect, so it's no wonder this tweet blew the hell up with over 2 million views, 21K horny-ass likes, and more than 5K retweets. That’s not just popular! That’s Malloy being the motherfucking queen of BBW porn on X! As you can see, people flock to her page like dicks to a fresh pair of tits, and honestly, you’d be a dumb fuck not to join the party. Let's see what else is there.

Let's talk about her tweeting habits

So, x.com/malloysmal kicked off back in 2020. Yeah, that’s four years of BBW goodness. In that time, Malloy’s dropped about 830 tweets. Now, if you’ve got even a half-working brain between your legs, you’ll figure out she’s averaging around 17 tweets a month. Is that impressive? Meh, I’ve seen dicks with more stamina. Seventeen posts a month means a new tweet every couple of days. It’s decent, but it’s not breaking any goddamn records.

Now, let’s talk followers. She’s rocking around 86K horny motherfuckers on X right now. Again, not bad, but not earth-shattering either. The problem is that these thirsty bastards want daily updates. If Malloy starts cranking out more content like her tits depend on it, that follower count will shoot up fast as shit. Oh, and let’s not forget, this review is gonna give her numbers a big fat fucking boost too, so keep your eyes on that follower count ‘cause it’s about to fucking explode! Let’s move on to the next juicy bit, shall we?

BBW goodness is all over x.com/malloysmal

The post right below is a clip, and the caption says it all: ""I want your mouth on my nipple while you fuck me real good."" Hell yes, that’s the kind of dirty-as-fuck action you can expect from Malloy! The clip itself shows Malloy with a vibrator between her thick thighs, and as she cums, her whole big, beautiful body trembles like a goddamn earthquake. Her tits bounce with every orgasmic quake, and it's goddamn lit!

Scroll down, and you’ll find another clip. I'm talking about half a minute of the same vibrator making Malloy squirt like a fucking fountain. If you ask me, x.com/malloysmal is dropping pure porn gold. She’s showing everything your filthy ass wants to see, and she’s doing it like a pro. That’s what makes this account a goddamn masterpiece.

This page is drowning in masturbation clips, and there’s always a dildo or some vibrating toy involved, and yeah, in case you’re wondering, Malloy knows how to squirt. She’s smiling at the camera every time she cums, her tits out in all their glory, and every single clip is a teaser for her VIP page where she unloads her premium porn stash. Let's talk about that. Stay tuned.

Zooming out for a second

Over on that Fanvue shit, Malloy’s packing more than 1K pics and close to 800 goddamn videos, and yeah, motherfucker, all that juicy content’s locked up behind a paywall. Shocker, right? Now, let’s talk about how x.com/malloysmal ties into this Fanvue slut-fest.

First off, Malloy uses her X account to pimp out her premium porn stash. It’s like a preview of the goods, tits, ass, and all, so you know exactly what kind of filthy shit you’re throwing your cash at before you unlock the vault. That’s what I call smart whoring, giving you the full sales pitch before you drop a dime.

It doesn’t stop there. Malloy’s X page is also her dirty little bulletin board, where she teases upcoming vids, drops exclusive pic announcements, and posts about discounts. That means if you’re patient or just cheap as fuck, you might snag her content for less than the usual asking price. Hell, if saving a buck on titties and vibrators doesn’t sound like a deal, I don’t know what the fuck does.

I suggest you give this hoe a follow

It's obvious, though, that Malloy knows how to sell herself. Her account is a nonstop festival of wet tits, trembling orgasms, spanking fetish teasers, and vibrator-fueled squirting sessions. She’s all out there raw and real, showing off her junk without a single worry in her mind. Malloy is into solo shows, and I think that's what you'll find on her premium page too. I'm not saying that she never rides a real dick, but she prefers it solo. Just thought you should know.

Malloy is a smart slut. She uses her x.com/malloysmal account to tease, and it's only a matter of time before she starts dropping updates, announcing discounts, and keeping her followers in the loop, so you’re never in the dark about her next move. For a BBW queen who isn’t afraid to let her curves do the talking, Malloy’s account is the kind of NSFW escape you didn’t know you fucking needed. I want you to follow it right fucking now!

• Malloy is a sexy BBW
• The account is packed with NSFW pics and clips
• Malloy stands out

• I expected more posts
• All you get are clips and pics