If you get horny for curvy models that enjoy dressing in cowboy hats (or is it cowgirl hats?) for some goddamn reason, I’ve got the babe just for you! It’s time to get acquainted with the sexy as fuck Lyssa over on X.com/madeinhello! Why the fuck is that?

Because it’s right the fuck here that you’re going to figure out why you’ve got to follow Lyssa and learn all about her fine fucking ass! So stay here on ThePornDude! Once you do, you’ll learn everything you’ve ever wanted to know about a sexy cowgirl that knows how to ride bareback!

Over 400,000 followers

You read that correctly! With over 400,000 people following X.com/madeinhello, it’s quite obvious that Lyssa is insanely popular with the people she’s targeting. You know, horny fuckers like you and I that want to see a curvy model show off her incredible fucking body.

Sure, you’ve got to ignore her poor fashion sense. She dresses like a goddamn cowgirl with a stupid hat. Hell, her banner image even says she wants to ride a cowboy.

I hate to burst Lyssa’s fucking bubble, but many of those cowboys you come across with the tight jeans and leather chaps are secretly homosexual. They’re wearing those jeans to show off their dongs to other cowpokes – male cowpokes; cowboys; other men. So if she ever tries to suck off a cowboy, she shouldn’t be surprised when she finds he can’t get hard. You’re not another cowboy or a farm animal Lyssa: don’t take it so personally!

For the rest of us real fucking men that don’t feel the need to dress up like we’re fucking children, you’re going to be hard as FUCK when you look at Lyssa’s insanely erotic content. She’s always posting something new, and stupid hats and boots aside, she’s got a fucking rocking ass that you’ll want to bend over and pound like it’s your last night on Earth! Fuck, just look at her profile image on her X account and you’ll get a glimpse of what that ass is all about!

A staggering 14,000 posts!

Everything else though? Holy mother of fuck! I’ll be totally honest with you – like I always fucking am! When I saw Lyssa’s curvy fucking body on X.com/madeinhello, I found myself taking out this giant cock and jerking it! Even though she has mostly SFW content (MOSTLY: more on that later).

Let me give you an example. I saw an album where she was dressed as an Amazon delivery driver who had an extremely undercut shirt and ended up blowing and fucking the guy she delivered the package to. She got to feel his own package: the kind of package even Amazon doesn’t have in stock.

It was so goddamn hot, and if you ever saw an Amazon delivery driver looking like Lyssa showing up on your doorstep, you’d let her blow you too! Why she chose to do it all outside on the porch where there is probably a camera doorbell, though, is anyone’s guess. But that’s not the only kind of posts on X.com/madeinhello!

Lyssa has posted well over 14,000 posts on X.com/madeinhello as of this review. The content ranges greatly, too. Some of the content has Lyssa dressing up as a sexy pizza delivery driver, bending over and taking a cock in her ass. But if you think that you’re going to see absolutely everything available on full display, think the fuck again!

Not really any nude previews

If you think you’re going to see XXX samples on X.com/madeinhello, it’s not going to happen! There is no way in fucking hell that you can see any XXX content for free on her X account bitch. It’s just not going to fucking happen!

But that’s not a big deal, either. Because you fucking see, even though you may think that it’s a rip off (which isn’t the case considering you’re not paying for anything on X.com/madeinhello!), that’s not true at all. It’s not a huge fucking deal to see that Lyssa hasn’t actually posted any nude content on X.com/madeinhello, frankly because you’re going to find yourself wanting to jerk off to it all anyway.

Not only that, but X.com/madeinhello also makes it quite simple for you to get an idea regarding the kinds of XXX content you can find on other platforms she frequents. If you want to know the type of XXX content that Lyssa regularly posts offsite, X.com/madeinhello will give you an idea as to what that looks like. And you have plenty of previews to look at!

How many am I talking about here? Let me spell it out for you! I found at the time of this review that X.com/madeinhello has hundreds of previews posted on her timeline alone! That doesn’t include all of the content listed in her replies portion of X.com/madeinhello, either!

Suffice it to say, you’re going to get a hell of a bunch of previews on X.com/madeinhello just about every time that you visit. There is indeed a little bit of something here for the visitor that wants to get a glimpse of a sexy and curvy adult entertainer that knows how to get your private parts all excited and horny. That’s absolutely true of those of you who can’t get enough of someone with the big round ass and perfect titties!

Curvy, SO FUCKING SEXY

For some of you horny fuckers reading my words of wisdom, maybe you have actually seen her in your everyday life before. The vast majority of you fucks haven’t seen her up close and personally, though. But, you’ll swear that you have before!

That’s because Lyssa has that girl next door look down to near perfection! She looks just like someone you may find out and about in your neighborhood. Specifically when she’s dressed up in an Amazon work outfit.

That’s the overall appeal of Lyssa on X.com/madeinhello: she looks normal, yet sexy as hell. She’s not over the top with her cosplay or makeup. You won’t find someone who look like such a goddess that they’re untouchable and you don’t have a chance with them.

But for Lyssa, you actually feel like with enough smooth talking, you could convince her to fuck you. It’s so goddamn hard to have that vibe, too. I’d say it’s much harder to come across as oozing with sex appeal and someone you MUST fuck while still remaining grounded and convincing that who you see is who you get than coming across as a goddess that everyone wants!

If you want to see further proof of this for yourself, all you need to do is to check out Lyssa’s OnlyFans account. You can easily do this by going to the top of her bio on X.com/madeinhello and selecting her free OnlyFans account! All you’ve got to do is subscribe, and then pay for her hot as hell porn that you’ve just got to see if you’re into an amazing piece of ass like Lyssa. It’s that easy, and so fucking worth it!

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• 400,000+ followers
• Over 14,000 posts
• 100’s of image and video previews
• Sexy, curvy babe that’ll get you off

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