My horny readers, it’s time to talk about blowjobs. Not just any blowjobs, but the type of breath-taking BJs which leave the girl red-eyed and covered in drool while the guy fights a losing battle to try and stop his balls from emptying themselves all over the chick’s face. Otherwise known as the Gawk Gawk 5000.

If you’re a guy, I’m sure you can relate to hooking up with a girl and being ecstatic that you’re about to get your cock sucked, only to receive one of the most unenthusiastic BJs ever where the girl’s lips barely go over the tip of the dick. Equally, if you’re a chick reading this, you probably know how it feels to suck your first cock and expect it to be like something out of a porn movie, only to get a harsh slap in the face from the reality imposed by your gag reflex.

Whichever one you are, the warm and welcoming arms of porn are always open for you to confide in and put your woes aside. Pornstars rarely struggle with deepthroating some of the most giant dicks known to humanity. Fellas, you can beat your meat to their elite-grade cock handling skills. Girls, you can learn a thing or two about taming man meat from them, too!

But as with most things in life, some people are better at delivering a blowjob than others. Some pornstars, like Asa Akira, class their Stretch Armstrong-style asshole as their greatest asset. Others, like Gianna Michaels, know their tits are the star of the show. But then there are girls like Sarah Vandella, who seems to have bid farewell to her gag reflex a long time ago and has since dedicated her life to demolishing her throat on some of the biggest dicks on earth.

It’s Sarah Vandella, who will be the subject of today’s pornstar review. This chick has literally won deepthroating competitions *writes the date of the next event in my diary* and genuinely prides herself on her world-class dick-sucking abilities. Do you want to see what a cock addict really looks like? You’re about to find out!

This pornstar guide to the gorgeous Sarah Vandella leaves no cum-stained tissue unturned as we delve behind the deepthroat drool-covered lips of this blonde harlot and find out everything from her most mouth-watering (literally) porn performances to the fascinating parts of her life outside of porn.

Put a towel down because this bitch gets messy!

Who is Sarah Vandella?

Sarah Vandella was born on December 2nd, 1983, in the small town of Hauppauge, New York. Ironically, the name of her hometown sounds similar to the noise she makes when she has someone’s balls tickling her chin and the tip of a dick getting introduced to her stomach.

The name of her hometown comes from the Native American word for ""sweet waters."" Apparently, the waters in Hauppauge weren’t sweet enough for Sarah, and she ended up moving to Nevada to work as a stripper and an escort.

It was in Nevada where her love of sex truly began to take off, and, after mixing with other strippers and hookers who were doing porn, she developed a keen interest in the industry. However, it wasn’t until the age of 24 that she finally stepped foot into the porn industry. But after taking her first dick on camera, she never looked back.

Her natural talent for hardcore fucking and her intense deepthroating skills made her a fan favorite in next to no time, and Sarah Vandella was soon starring for some of the biggest names in the U.S. porn industry, ranging from Bang Bros and Brazzers to Reality Kings and Naughty America.

Throughout her porn career as Sarah Vandella and her later stage name of Sarah Sloane, she received numerous adult industry nominations, including a range of AVN awards and an XRCO DeepThroat Award in 2009. Many people believe Vandella should have been the recipient of these awards, but do her porn performances make the cut? Let’s find out!

Sarah Vandella Porn Scenes You Need to See

To help you out, I decided to watch every last one of Sarah Vandella’s porn scenes to gather a list of her career highlights. My friends, I’ve seen this girl drip out so much deepthroat drool that I dehydrated. Nevertheless, it’s all worth it to bring you the elite-tier smut this wild nympho has created over the years!

● The Deepthroat Challenge - First, let’s start with one of Sarah Vandella’s wildest deepthroating videos that saw her undergo an unofficial porn contest to be awarded the title of deepthroat Queen. The video went viral and got millions of hits due to Vandella completely losing control of herself, tearing off her vest like the Incredible Hulk, and roaring out some perverted dirty talk in a deepthroat-fuelled frenzy, such as ‘’“That’s what throat sluts do! We puke on good dick, motherfucker!” It’s a scene that’s hard to sum up into words and one that genuinely has to be seen to be believed.

● The Interracial Cuckold Scene - Sarah Vandella might look petite and sweet, but this cuckold scene showed her sadistic side when she decided to put a cuckold in his place by getting dicked down by a hung black football player in front of him. This is one of the best scenes to see Vandella’s dirty talk in action, and the final scene sees this BBC spurt cum all over her tiny feet before she beckons her cuckold over to lick them clean. She’s even wearing a Hotwife anklet to complete the look. It’s badass!

● Sarah Wanted Rough Anal, And She Sure Got It - It’s guaranteed that Sarah Vandella’s asshole was never the same after this scene, but it was all worth it! This Evil Angel scene saw Vandella wearing a gorgeous fishnet bodystocking that showed off her badass biker slut body in all its glory. When the fishnets are promptly torn apart, a gigantic cock slides balls deep into her ass for one of the most intense anal scenes she’s ever shot. An ass-pounding like this would make most chicks run for the hills, but Sarah Vandella takes it all with a gorgeously perverse smile! The cherry on the cake is the final scene that sees her sticking four fingers inside her cum-filled ass before sucking them clean with the most genuine look of sexual satisfaction on her face. Now that’s how you do anal!

Interesting Facts About Sarah Vandella

A lot of people discover Sarah Vandella via her deepthroating videos. Yet, they often overlook her other porn career performances that saw her star alongside some genuine industry icons such as Gianna Michaels (Busty Loads, 2007), Sophie Dee (Ass Parade 33, 2011), and Christy Mack (Tits for Hire, 2014).

Everyone loves a wild and loose biker slut clad in leather, and Sarah Vandella is a genuine biker/rocker. She was raised by hippy parents, and her Twitter account has many rock and biker-themed posts. She also describes herself as a ‘’classic rock head’’ in her bio. One of her most iconic scenes, which went viral on eFukt, showed her wearing a badass biker chick outfit, too!

Sarah Vandella might have made her career in the porn industry, but she never neglected her roots as a Nevada escort. In an interview with James Wood for Medium, Vandella claimed she was considering returning to work as an escort at the Mustang Ranch. Fellas, who’s coming on a porn-fuelled road trip to Nevada? I can’t be the only one willing to travel and sample that elite-tier throat for myself, right?

What are her top 3 Porn Talents?

● Her Elite-Tier Dick Sucking Skills - The first skill is evident, but I’m not skipping any chance to miss out on praising her abilities to suck dick. It’s incredible that Sarah Vandella still has any vocal cords left based on her self-destructive BJ maneuvers that defy any notion of the gag reflex.

● Interracial - Sarah Vandella doesn’t discriminate when it comes to cock, but she has a particularly wild lust for big black cock, and her interracial scenes have continued to be some of her finest on-screen performances, especially when she’s taking a BBC deep in her ass, and her blonde hair is finely contrasted by a black guy’s hand pulling it back to get as deep inside of her as possible.

● Dirty Talking - When she isn’t gargling on cock, Sarah is one of the nastiest dirty-talking sluts you’ll ever see. Some of the depraved stuff that comes out of her mouth amid her porn scenes would make a mature hooker blush, and it all makes for some truly epic scenes imaginable.

Where is Sarah Vandella Today, and What is she Doing?

To find out the answer, I did a deep dive into Sarah Vandella’s Twitter account. These days, she’s still based in the porn capital of Los Angeles and, thankfully, is still creating adult content, although it mostly seems to be amateur OnlyFans-level stuff. However, a tweet she made in 2020 informed fans that porn was ‘’her life’’ and that she had no intentions of leaving anytime soon.

Hopefully, the underrated queen of deepthroat blowjobs will be around long enough to finally earn an award recognizing her on-screen talents rather than mere nominations.

• She’s capable of unleashing some of the most breath-taking BJs on earth
• Her wild porn career has seen her star alongside pornstar icons
• She has a talent for handling BBC in interracial scenes
• Her dirty-talking skills are next level when she hasn’t got a dick in her mouth

• Her elite-tier deepthroating has never been given a porn award