Beautiful bronze skin like a swath of sand in the sun. Booty cheeks like double-sized American footballs. Dancers' hips are used to shimmy on dicks until they release a load the size of a city block. Latina bitches are some of the most fuckable bitches on Earth. That's why it's no surprise that Latin bitches are one of the most prevalent genres of porn. It's like these bitches were made to get naked for a camera. Just look at Eliza Ibarra if you don't believe me.

Made to Fuck

If Shakira plopped down on your rod and did the dance from “Hips Don’t Lie,” your dick would explode out of the top of your head. You would fire off a load with such velocity it would go back in time and impregnate Shakira, thus leading to you being her father. I'm talking about orgasms so good it breaks the laws of physics as we know them. An Einstein orgasm, if you will. You dumb motherfuckers probably don't even know who Einstein is.

Let us not forget about the DSLs, also known as dick-sucking lips, that Latina bitches rock. There is nothing like the sensation of pink, full lips doing everything they can to extract the cum from deep within your balls. It feels like what heaven must try but fail to be.

It takes a man away to a different place. It makes me feel like I've attained nirvana and no longer struggle to find joy in this life. I am joy incarnate. Who needs to meditate for forty years when they can just get their dick sucked by a sexy Latina broad.

I know it's not on the Mount Rushmore of female body parts like the tits, ass cheeks, pussy lips, or thighs, but Latin ladies have gorgeous faces. No matter how superb the body is, the first thing a dude sees on a slut is her face. The face is the icing on the cake body. It brings the whole meal together. Those beautiful bronze cheeks and tan lips cry out for a splash of white cum.

Speaking of lips, Spanish is a romance language for a reason. That reason is naughty Spanish talk could make the most impotent man hard as a rock. If you have never had sweet Spanish nothings whispered into your ear while a bitch clamps down on your cock with her pussy, then you haven’t lived a day in your life. Hold on. I almost forgot who I was talking to? Of course, you've never had a Spanish bitch whisper sweet nothing in your ear. The chances of someone with the intellect required to speak a language wanting to fuck you are slim to none. Invalids and the mentally disabled would be more your speed.

Tell Everybody

I’m fully aware you will never get to have a sexual experience that even remotely resembles anything I’ve talked about here, but that's why porn exists. Sure, nobody wants to fuck you, Latin or not, but that doesn’t mean you don’t deserve to watch. Those that can’t do, teach… or watch a bunch of it on the internet.

There are plenty of Latin women in porn for you fuckers to enjoy. However, few are as delectable as Eliza Ibarra. I still remember the first time I beat off to her like it was fucking yesterday. I must have watched this bitch fuck for six hours. I couldn't get enough. My balls looked like shriveled sun-dried tomatoes after.

Before the Cameras

Eliza wasn't always a porn star despite the fact it appears she was born to be one. Her first gig was on the retail floor of a Harley-Davidson shop. Her mom had worked there for many years, so the crew was very welcoming of her. Somehow I doubt the fact Eliza's mom used to work there wasn't the only reason Harley wanted her on the crew. I think her fuckability had something to do with it, also.

Eliza had a blast working for Harley. She describes it as barely feeling like a job. However, Eliza wanted to give the food service industry a shot, so she quit the motorcycle shop and moved to Pizza Hut.

I think it's pretty clear that's a significant downgrade. Listen, I didn't come here to convince you that Eliza is some sort of employment wizard. I'm just here to tell you that she's fantastic to beat off to.

As expected, her time at Pizza Hut didn't last long. It was less than a year. Eliza mostly did it because she wanted to test the retail and food industries to see which she preferred. Fortunately for us, neither stuck. I'd much prefer Eliza fucks on camera as opposed to adding pepperoni to pizza.

With retail and food off the table, the next obvious move was to fuck stunt cocks for the internet. Duh. It's the obvious next step. Eliza didn't have to wait long to make an impression. Before she ever shot her first scene, Eliza was picked up by the infamous Mark Spiegler.

Straight to Success

However, this lack of experience made Eliza Ibarra a bit nervous. She knew how important Mark is to the industry and didn't want to embarrass him and herself by fucking up in the first shoot.

Eliza wasn't worried about the cameras. She was worried about the dick size. Eliza was horrified that she'd show up on set, unable to swallow a massive cock with her pussy and mouth. She had to put herself through some paces before shooting day.

To help her out, Eliza contacted Bruce Venture. In case you're unfamiliar, Bruce has a massive cock and unlimited stamina. If Eliza could handle him, she could handle anybody.

It turns out that Eliza had nothing to worry about. Eliza went above and beyond the call of duty by blowing Bruce for four hours as he came six times. That's fucking madness. I thought only I could put up those kind of numbers.

With her confidence bolstered Eliza was ready to make a splash in the industry and join the ranks of some of her favorite porn stars, such as Abella Danger. Eliza has had a crush on Abella for years. Talk about a lesbian power couple. I'd love to be the cock in that threesome. Sign me up.

First Scene

Eliza had a blast on that first shoot. Everyone treated her well, and she enjoyed the dick. This was definitely what she wanted to do.

Next up was 2018's ""Drenched Panties."" It was shot with stunt cock Chris Strokes, who is known for being silly on set. Many jokes and pranks were had, making for a great working environment. Eliza went on to say that Chris reminds her of her brothers. That's a bit odd, but ok.

Eliza is one of the hottest bitches to ever get naked on camera. I beat off to this bitch multiple times every week, and she's worth every last drop of my cum.

I can't think of anything to complain about regarding this bitch. I can't wait to see what she does next.

• Natural performer
• Incredible face and body
• Knows how to ride a dick

• What's not to love?