Some folks are made of sturdier stock than others. It's all about where you grew up and what people in your area have had to deal with in life. Generally, folks from peaceful and wealthy neighborhoods are wimps. They've never experienced the kind of events that build strong, resilient human beings. They know nothing of the realities of life.

Born Different

My readers are absolute pussies. They're far too gay and sissy for words alone. They need to be beaten into compliance by a cunt with no boundaries. I'm talking about whores that are only one step away from being Pinhead from Hellraiser.

Some ladies are better for this kind of treatment than others. A whore born in Hawaii that spent her life drinking on the beach and surfing in the sun doesn't have the fortitude to press a nail gun against a dude's nut sack and squeeze the trigger. Life has been way too fun and chill for her.

Pumping Out Powerful Puss

Estonia is the ideal location to birth and raise a future dominatrix or any porn star. The weather alone could turn Mr. Rogers into Mr. Stalin. If you want to combine your throbbing erection with fear for your life, look no further.

Just ask the incredible Sola Zola. This bitch looks like a runway model. I can't believe she's real. If I asked you guys to build your perfect Eastern European sex doll, it would come out looking like Sola Zola. She is the archetype. I can't get enough.

What is it about Eastern European bitches that make them so fuckable? The first thing I notice is the face. Eastern Europeans have the angles and curves of a model on their face. Sola is on some golden ratio shit. Her face was designed for an angel but placed on a human body.

Plus, there is something in the eyes of Eastern Europeans. It's the hurt and suffering they weathered growing up in the shadow of the USSR. If you can take living in the Eastern Bloc, you can take a dick on camera. You can have several.

No matter how terribly a dick may treat a cunt's pussy, asshole, and mouth, it's still better than an Eastern European winter. These bitches are invincible. There's jack shit you can do to a bitch that God didn't already try.

The Evil Eye

When you look at Sola in the retinas, it's apparent she is a qualified cocksmith whose edge was honed in an ex-soviet state. It's a look that would almost strike fear in my penis if it wasn't so excited.

Men are uncomplicated beasts. While women are occupied by having some of the most complex genitals in the known universe, guys keep it simple. We have a dong, it wants to be touched, and when it's touched, we cum. It's about as far from quantum physics as anything can get.

Tits for All

Big tits are universally celebrated for their capacity to cause boners nearly anytime a dong is in their presence. As dudes, we worship bobs like religious people worship iconography. The pleasure I feel in my soul when my eyes meet a bare nipple is the same joy a Christian feels looking up at an image of the virgin Mary. Boobs are my savior. In tiggo bitties, I trust.

Can tatas be too big? Much like how mama milkers can't be too small, they can't be too large, either. Men value jugs of all shapes and sizes. However, I would be fibbing if I said guys don't have a special place in their hearts for fat basketball-sized boobs. They tickle our deep lizard brains. It's like hacking into our mainframe.

You can't blame us, ladies. You must blame DNA. Big boobs are a message to dudes with full balls that a bitch is ready to imbibe cum. Not only that but if your seed becomes a baby, the kid will have plenty of milk to drink. I fuck big titty bitches because my species depends on it.

Have you ever motor-boated a giant pair of tatas before? It's like doing a drug. If you were having a shit time, it turns your day around. You could be moments away from committing a tragic genocide, but love will fill your heart if a pair of tits land on your face.

Perhaps Sola should quit porn and become a diplomat. I'm just kidding. I never want Sola to leave the industry. I'll be watching her when she's a fucking gilf. I'm in for life.

The Making of a Porn Star

Sola has always loved sex. Her journey in the adult industry started when she was nineteen. As with many modern porn stars, Sola got her start by webcamming.

It didn't take long for Sola to build up a dedicated fan base. Men couldn't get enough of her literally perfect body. I don't see a single flaw. Is this bitch even real? I wouldn't be surprised to learn Sola is some sort of AI creation.

After gaining some steam webcamming, Sola opened up accounts on Only Fans, Model Hub, and Fan Centro. Upon her arrival, Sola shot to the top of new accounts on Model Hub. She attracts horny men like seal blood attracts sharks.

Of course, with how popular her fan pages were becoming, it was only a matter of time until the bitch showed up on Porn Hub. Despite how intense competition is on the site, Sola became Porn Hub amateurs newcomer of the year in 2019.

Much of Sola's content fits into the amateur category. She has shot a smattering of professional films, but most of her shit is homegrown. That makes sense considering she lives in Tallinn, Estonia, and not Las Vegas or Los Angeles.

When you have a body like Sola's, you don't need the support of major porn studios. She can survive on pure looks and talent alone. When you're five foot eight, one hundred and ten pounds, and have measurements like 34C-24-36, all you need is a camera, and the men will cum. She'd be successful if all she used was a camera obscura.

Flicking the Bean

Sola's collection of dildos, vibrators, and sex toys is unmatched. She's got everything at her disposal, and she uses them. I could watch Sola go to town on her clit all goddamn day.

Sola Zola is one of the sexiest cunts to ever get naked on the internet. Considering how many naked bitches are on the web, that really says something.

While she doesn't need it, I'd love to see Sola work with some major studios such as Lubed, Blacked, and Reality Kings.

If you love Eastern European pussy, you won't find many bitches better than Sola Zola.

• Incredibly sexy
• Tons of amateur content
• Literally perfect body

• Doesn't work with many major studios