Now, this is how I picture paradise! Lovely chicks with flawless skins and flowy locks bend over to show me their asses, but in the most feminine way you can fucking imagine. I said paradise, not fucking inferno! I'm talking about stasyq.com, one of those vanilla-ass websites that somehow managed to become wickedly popular and beloved, and during this review, I'm gonna do my best to restrain myself from pissing on this exquisite parade. Not all things in life have to be hardcore, sadly. In any case, let's get this shit in motion!

The way these chicks look at me

Speaking of aesthetics, StasyQ.com is the fucking bomb. The background is deep fucking purple, adding even more oomph to this overall luxurious-looking site, and the logo is simple and elegant. It matches the site's goddamn vibe. A couple of ears and a tail on the Q letter (or are these devil horns), just gives you a boner without sending you the signal to go into full jerk-off mode. Nah, you gotta learn that vanilla erotica ain't savored in the way you savor anal gapes and gangbangs. Nah, stasyQ.com is for refined motherfuckers, and if you don't speak the language, you can play with the site's language bar that offers German, French, Spanish, Polish, Italian, Japanese, and Russian. Moving on.

Let's check out the brunette stunner in detail

Right now, I wanna see what OliviaQ is hiding under her goddamn panties. By the way, what kind of name is OliviaQ? Is that stasyq.com adding the Q at the end of each name to make it sound more fucking exclusive than it already is? Adding a touch of mystery? In any case, her name is OliviaQ and I sure hope she won't be applying for her fucking passport with that name. That would be a whole lot of spelling and dumb looks like ""what did you say your name was again?""

StasyQ.com shows some damn decent trailers. I always fucking dig it when paysites nurture that transparent approach. This trailer proves that OliviaQ is more than just a dumb name. The only thing she's blowing in this video are soap bubbles (what a fucking shame), but she really knows how to work the camera.

I read somewhere that the name of the producer or the cameraman, or whoever, is named Said Energizer, and besides the stupid names, stasyq.com really focuses on creating videos where the vibe is intimate as shit. You know, Olivia is looking straight into the camera, seducing the fuck out of you, and the camera angles are goddamn perfect. It's not long before she shows her tits, and you better believe she takes her panties off. To watch the rest, you gotta pay, motherfuckers!

4K Ultra HD erotic videos

Below the trailers, you motherfuckers are gonna find a hint of picture galleries, and that shit is available for downloading once you become a member. Really now, I've never been the guy who hypes about picture galleries, like what are pictures compared to videos, but with stasyq.com, you really get the best quality pictures that the industry has to offer, and I can goddamn safely say that it's worth paying for them. As simple as that.

Let me fucking tell you about another damn thing you're gonna find below the site's player. If you take a fucking close look at this review, you're gonna notice me using words I don't usually fucking use, like ""nurtures"", ""angelic"", and shit like that. The thing is, I've read a couple of stasyq.com's video descriptions, and that shit seems to be contagious as fuck. Below each goddamn vid, the site shows around 150 words of pure word craft with expressions and sentence structures that could be written only by a chick or a dude who has read too much Shakespeare in his fucking life. Very informative shit, adding even more goddamn class to this already-elegant joint. Stasyq.com, give this writer motherfucker a raise!

Money makes the hoes go round

Stasyq.com offers a three-day trial and its price is $3.99. I've seen cheaper, but I've seen pricier as well. In this case, you get streaming only. The first real membership plan is the monthly one and that one is priced at $9.99/month. The one that unlocks stasyq.com for six months costs $7.99/month, and the longest and the most affordable plan in the long run is the yearly one priced at $8.33/month. The only plan that unlocks both streaming and downloading is the yearly one. Just thought you should know.

The shit you are paying for

Stasyq.com shows the list of models with short bios, and although that's a nice fucking touch, I would have liked more goddamn filters here. On the other hand, stasyq.com really has a specific fucking taste when it comes to its models, so shit like ""brunette"" or ""big tits"" would be useless here. You know, no mega knockers here, and no bleached hoes with pierced clits!

On the one hand, it's great that stasyq.com really sticks to the theme, but on the other hand, it makes me wonder about the site's goddamn diversity. The good thing is that stasyq.com has launched its own VR site lately, so at least you get that one-on-one immersive feeling while you are jerking off. Really now, stasyq.com is not for raw fucks. You gotta understand stasyq.com to truly fucking like it, if you know what I mean.

The final word

Now, the quality? Fuck me sideways, it's 4K Ultra HD, so clear you can see every goddamn pore on those goddesses' skin. The models are like the damn like works of art, with natural curves and faces that could launch a thousand dicks. Speaking of dicks, they update weekly with fresh content, so you'll never run out of material to stroke to. Plus, they've got a VR site now, so you can feel like you're the one getting your cock sucked up close and personal.

Yeah, stasyq.com might not be for everyone, but if you appreciate quality over quantity and you understand that sometimes, less is more when it comes to porn, then this place is worth every goddamn cent. Long dick short, if you're ready to trade in the pounding for some sensual seduction and you've got a few bucks to spare, stasyq.com is the perfect spot. Case fucking closed!

• 4K Ultra HD videos
• Supreme models
• Incredible camera work
• A three-day trial

• No hardcore romps here