What’s up, you naughty fucking freak?! I’m still pretty deep into the porn site surfing part of this year. And I’m having a great fucking time! I feel right at home! I’ve gotta get back to this a little more often! I mean, sure! There are plenty of new platforms featuring new types of porn. I’m ALWAYS excited to see more of that! But sometimes, I just wanna sit down and jerk off to some good old fashion porn from a porn site I’ve never heard of! Damn… I’m starting to feel old!

Well, I might be getting older, but the girls featured in a lot of the hottest sites today sure aren’t! (Well, they are. They just appear on different sites! Haha! We can talk about those another time!) Today, we’re enjoying all the newest content and newest pornstars from a production I’ve always wanted to feature here! Today, we’re gonna be talking about Shoplyfter.com!

If you’ve followed my blogs for more than a few years, you’ll probably have seen shoplyfter.com mentioned somewhere. They might not be on the front page of Pornhub all the time, but those videos have had a habit of popping up on just about every porn site you’ve ever visited! Picture this: You’re watching security camera footage of a girl being interrogated by a mall cop. She’s been caught shoplifting and needs a way to get out of her situation… She’s been stealing. So, clearly, she has no money. All of a sudden the mall cop’s rock-hard cock is poking out of his pants and you have yourself a whole porn scene!

There’s no way you haven't seen that scenario at least once! Maybe you’ve seen it more than once and thought to yourself “Where the fuck are they finding these girls? Where the fuck are these malls? How often do girls get caught shoplifting and end up giving mall cops a blowjob? Should I become a mall cop?”

Well, my friend, the answer to your question is shoplyfter.com! I’d be surprised if these situations happen that often in real life! Haha! I mean, if they do, then maybe you SHOULD become a mall cop! I’d definitely consider it! But all of those shoplifting videos come from one place! And that one place features some of the hottest mainstream porn babes you might never have heard of!

Can you imagine thinking “What if we made an entire fucking series out of one scenario?” I don’t know what kind of person decides that would be a good idea, but it sure as hell worked out! Shoplyfter.com uploads high-quality videos regularly, featuring this sexy scenario. What’s really impressive is that they’ve somehow managed to keep the creativity fresh in every video.

You know exactly what’s gonna happen: The girl gets caught. The guy interrogates them. The guy searches them. The girl doesn’t wanna go to jail. She gives the guy a blowjob. It ends in sex. Yet every single video is just as interesting as the other! I’d say the acting is a big part of it! It’s not like the porn world is known for its stellar collection of actors! But every now and then some of these pornstars will surprise you!

I’ll be the first to admit that I thought the first shoplyfter.com video I ever saw was totally fucking real! I don’t know! I guess the blood went all the way from my brain to my balls and I assumed that the security cameras were just really expensive! Haha! Hey, the acting really is that good! And I didn't even mention the caliber of girls in these videos! The sheer variety of hot girls on shoplyfter.com is fucking incredible! If you know me, you know I LOVE variety! Having just about every shape, size, and color of hot sluts on one platform gives you extra points from ThePornDude!

And believe me when I say that they’re all fucking 10s! I’m talking California 10s, my friend! Shoplyfter.com might be a one-trick pony, but it’s one hell of a trick from one hot fucking pony!

Shoplyfter.com. Every Mall Cop’s Fantasy!

Once you’ve verified your age, you’ll land on some snazzy graphics at the top of the page. Usually, you’ll find an HD picture of a girl getting fucked over a table. Right now though, shoplyfter.com is advertising an “8 months free” deal for Memorial Day! That might get your cock going more than a picture of tits! Haha! What better way to treat veterans than giving them months' worth of free porn, am I right?

You only need to scroll down a little bit to get to the real action. Just below is a list of the “Newest Movies” starring some of the hottest up-and-cummers in the industry. If you’re a fan of high-quality premium porn, then there’s a good chance you might recognize a name or two!

When you see those videos, you’ll really see them too! Haha! These are the biggest thumbnails you’ll see on pretty much any media streaming site! It’s like scrolling through a list of videos. You can even hover over a video to see a fully HD video preview. I’m talking no delay and 60 fps! The real premium experience, my friend! Just scroll down a little further to find the list of the “Most Popular” videos where it’s pretty easy to see why they’re the most popular!

For both the “Newest Movies” and the “Most Popular” lists, you can click the “View All” button underneath to open the full page of categories! Good luck deciding what you’ll jerk off to then! Haha! You’d better put aside some serious fucking time if you wanna enjoy this collection of premium porn, my friend! But that’s enough of me talking about the fucking web design. Let’s get to the real fun!

She’s Been a Real Naughty Girl!

You’re not gonna find anything less than the absolute highest-quality production here, my friend! But good things come at a price! So, first, let’s take a look at what you’ll be adding to your monthly porn budget!

Long story short, you’re looking at $29.95 per month! I know, I know! That’s one of the most expensive subscription fees for a porn production I’ve seen this month! I mean, holy shit! Guys must really love this platform! Haha! You might just need to cancel all of your mainstream media subscriptions for a few months to enjoy shoplyfter.com videos! I mean, they’ve been around for a hell of a long time… And they’ve only produced the very best content… But even with the prestige, 30 bucks a month is fucking crazy!

Luckily, thanks to the veterans of the USA, you can enjoy all of that content for free for 8 months! Can someone say “God bless America?”... Well, it’s not really free… It’s just a discount that… When you have it for one year, it works out as basically being free for 8 months. So, instead of $29.95 per month, you’ll be forking over $9.95 per month… Which, if you ask me, should be the normal price!

But enough about that! You’ll need to know if the content is worth watching before you think about putting in those bank details… And let me tell you… Shoplyfter.com is sure as shit worth watching! I mean, I spent a few hours enjoying some of this content and sometimes, I was just drawn in by the acting! I’m not even kidding! The acting really is that good! You can almost imagine yourself watching private footage of a security room interrogation.

There are a bunch of reasons people watch porn knowing it’s all a performance and shoplyfter.com videos are perfect fucking examples of why!

What I Liked

What I Didn’t Like

Tips From ThePornDude

Conclusion

• Incredible video quality
• All-star cast of pornstars
• Surprisingly great acting
• Creative scenarios
• Clean web design

• $29.95 per month (Too damn expensive!)