It seems like only yesterday when people like us were being ingenious as fuck about weird and wonderful ways to up our wanking game, doesn’t it? I’m sure many of you can relate to looking at a watermelon with sexual intent before sliding your cock into it and ruining it beyond all recognition, all for the replicated feeling of a sweet, sweet pussy!

And no, you’re not getting away unscathed either, girls! I’ve heard the stories, and I know that chicks can often be ten times worse than horny dudes when they’re looking for makeshift sex toys. Whether it’s a long-handled hairbrush, the thundering water out of the head of the shower, or the arm of a couch, I’ve heard of bitches grinding out an orgasm anytime, anywhere!

It all seems even wilder when we take a look at some of the sex toys on offer these days and realize that, at the click of a button, we can have the kind of gadgets that we once thought our filthiest dreams were made of. However, as time has gone by, even your most high-tech XXX toys have become dull to some, and there's been a hefty crowd of pleasure connoisseurs out there who have been on the hunt for some seriously out-there sex toys that will make your eyes go wide as fuck!

And you all know me by now. I will stop at nothing to cover all of the kinkiest sides of the sex toy game, regardless of how out there and taboo it might seem. Today's review is going to be a prime example because it's time for me to introduce you to the underrated world of Domlust.com. Trust me, I genuinely don't think you've seen toys like this before!

What is Domlust.com?

You see, a lot of the toys on Domlust.com are all based around the kind of things that you definitely won't find in your average adult store. You can find everything from animal-shaped buttholes to octopus masturbators and furry-themed pleasure devices and the kinky-themed lube to go with it!

What Quirky Fantasy Sex Toys Does Domlust.com Have In-Store?

● The Horse-Themed Pocket Pussy - Although it comes at you with the kind of love holes that look as though they are situated between the legs of a 70-year-old hooker who gives rides for $10 a pop, this sex toy is actually based on a mold of a horse-themed vagina. It offers not one but two glorious love holes for you to stick your quirky dick into all night long. If you're into the whole vibe of fantasy sex toys, then this is like a dream come true because it's genuinely a work of art and molded in all of the right ways to make you appreciate it for hours on end just by looking at it, not to mention slamming your dick into it at full force.

● The Horse Cock Penis Sleeve - What do you do if, one night, you're sitting there with your beloved other half, and she says something to you like, ‘’I wish you had a dick that's the same size as a horse cock!’’ Some people might get a bit offended and somewhat upset that she isn't happy with the human size of their cock. Other people, though, will likely hop onto a sex store’s website like Domlust.com and go looking for a lifelike penis sleeve that they can slip over their knob and can transform into one that is genuinely the same size and girth as that of a horse. This thing is hyper-realistic and is bound to unleash some very feral bedroom antics upon an open-minded lover, that's for sure!

● The Ejaculating Doggy Dick Dildo - And now we dive headfirst into the site’s dildo collection. What better way to kick things off with this dog-themed dildo that not only comes with an inflatable base that can literally tie the knot when it's balls deep inside of you but can also deliver an artificial creampie via some jizz-themed lube pumped inside of it via a discrete tube. This is a downright wild fantasy dildo that is not for the faint-hearted, but it's definitely one that can help you live out some of your most perverse fantasies in ways you previously could never have imagined. Man, it’s a brave new world out there!

The Design of the Store

Underneath this, you'll see the main menu with links to places like the top toy genres on offer, as well as some of the featured third-party brands they have in store. You'll also see a translation menu, a search bar, and a button to access your cart or login to your account on the site here.

This is then followed by a hero section to welcome you to the site, featuring a glorious image of an ebony goddess riding a brown horse. From there, a slideshow kicks off that introduces you to some of the brand's top-selling products via some gorgeously shot sex toy photography.

Domlust.com keeps the design of its homepage pretty simple and introduces you to various portfolios of its different toy categories, with calls to action highlighting the selling points the site has to offer. Each toy comes with a title and profile picture, as well as a price and how hot it is among other buyers. Towards the bottom of the site, you'll see handy FAQ, blog, and how-to sections, too.

What I Like Most About it

One thing I often hate when navigating through sex toy websites is when they keep the homepage far too busy than it needs to be, making navigation of the site a total pain in the ass. Thankfully, this is something that Domlust.com doesn't do, and it ensures that the homepage is a glorious experience to navigate from top to bottom, is kept free of advertisements, and runs as smoothly as I imagine some of these quirky animal-themed pocket pussies do when some horny dude has his dick balls deep inside of them.

And like any good sex toy website worth its salt, Domlust.com has taken the time and put in the effort to construct a decent array of blogs and how-to-use articles on its site. It's safe to say they can really bring some benefits to people who are just getting started in the world of high-tech fantasy sex toys like the ones on offer on this site.

What I Don’t Like

Suggestions I Have for Domlust.com

Conclusion

• A quirky sex toy brand that definitely delivers on its promises of unique XXX products
• The overall design of the site is kept simple, and navigating it is really smooth
• You'll find a lot of useful blog articles and how-to pieces on the site's blog

• The About page is a letdown and an underrated opportunity to underline the brand