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Louisa Khovanski

Call me a dumbass, or whatever the fuck you want, but the first thing that smacks me in the face when I load up x.com/grooovylouisa are those two massive, goddamn tits. These motherfucking globes are the size of my fucking ego, and I ain't even exaggerating! These knockers could crush a skull with a single goddamn hit, and honestly, if I had to go out, I'd gladly let these monsters end me.

Louisa, the babe behind this account, just keeps shoving those jugs right in my face, and then you hear chicks like her bitching about us guys not paying attention to their personality. Bitch, how the fuck am I supposed to focus on anything else when you’ve got those goddamn wrecking balls swinging around? Hey, I swear I'll dig into the other aspects of this X account once I get that sweet post-nut clarity. Give me a second to regroup!

A few moments later

Alright, I’m fucking ready! I’m trying real damn hard to focus on what matters here, but these pics ain’t doing shit to help me concentrate! The background photo on x.com/grooovylouisa has Louisa lying on a bed, rocking pigtails, a little skirt, and glasses, with those massive tits just begging to break free from that tiny-ass top. Goddamn!

Then, the profile pic? Yeah, of course, it’s all about the fucking knockers again. This time, they're barely squeezed into a micro bikini that’s doing jack shit to cover her nipples. Below those goddamn titty teasers, I read that Louisa’s tits are all-natural, which only means one thing - they fucking bounce like a motherfucker during those wild dick rodeos. Trust me, I can’t wait to see that shit go down.

A content creator from Canada

Alright, the best thing I can do for my fucking sanity right now is dive straight into her bio, so here’s the deal. Louisa Khovanski is a Ukrainian adult model now living it up in Canada. Born in 1993, she’s straight, loves games, kills it on OnlyFans, and works the whole influencer angle. Her eyes are hazel, and her hair is brown, but let’s not pretend like any of that shit matters, because we both know why Louisa sticks in your brain. It’s those goddamn gigantic jugs of hers, not her fucking hair color, so let’s cut the crap and move on from that boring-ass detail!

What I can also tell you with certainty is that Louisa is wickedly popular here on X. Right now, she has around 470K followers and expect that number to go up once I'm gone finishing and upload this review. I work fucking miracles for the stuff I review, and x.com/grooovylouisa can thank me by shoving her naked tits right into my inbox. Not that it's actually gonna happen on X, though. If you're serious about seeing those tits in the flesh, or pixelated flesh, you gotta haul your ass over to her OnlyFans. Stick around, I’ll break that shit down for you next.

She posts daily on OnlyFans

Two things I'm interested in right now. I want to see if Louisa understands the importance of regular updates. People want fresh-ass smut every single day. Whether they're paying for it or not, they expect that shit. Daily. No exceptions. You keep that feed dry, and people are gonna be jerking it elsewhere, motherfucker. So, yeah, I’m here to see if she’s on top of her game or just half-assing it.

The number of posts on x.com/grooovylouisa is around 580. She kicked off this shitshow about two years ago, which means she's pumping out about 25 posts a month, on average. That’s practically daily. Almost enough to keep your dick entertained without a break. I’ll give this chick some credit where it’s due. She’s handling her business. Sure, I’ve seen chicks grind harder, but I’ve also seen lazy motherfuckers doing the bare minimum, so yeah, she’s keeping it hot enough for me to give her a goddamn thumbs up.

When it cums to the chick's OnlyFans, the number of images revolves around 700, and the videos reach 240. In her OF bio, Louisa promises daily updates and that she responds to all messages. Yeah, that's what I've been talking about before. You see, I'm not saying that there's no chance for the babe to respond to your tweet or comment on X, but the chances of that happening on OnlyFans are way bigger. It's because Louisa gets paid for her content on OnlyFans, but that's not what I want to write about now. Stick with me.

You getting valuable heads up

Now, listen to this shit! If it wasn’t for x.com/grooovylouisa, I’d be clueless about this slut’s OnlyFans and wouldn’t have a goddamn clue she’s rocking a fat discount on that shit right now. Yeah, her yearly sub is slashed by 50%, and even though that might be over by the time your dick gets around to reading this review, at least you’ll know this chick loves tossing discounts like candy. X is your free, dirty-ass source for all the good shit and I'm talking about discounts, free content, live show updates, you name it. If you wanna see those tits bounce like a pair of cocks in a gangbang, then take my advice, follow the hottie, and thank me later.

Since I’m fed up with this whole promo bullshit, I started scrolling through x.com/grooovylouisa, and goddamn, I just realized Louisa’s got her nipples fucking pierced! Now, when I’m talking about these tits, you might not get the hype right away, but you sure as hell will when you lay your eyes on them. The photos and videos on x.com/grooovylouisa don’t show her completely naked, but there’s something about those knockers barely contained by a sheer, see-through shirt that gets me all riled up. It’s that teasing game, you know? You catch a glimpse, but you don’t actually see the goods.

Why would anyone watch someone's tits on X

I fucking gotta give X its props! I would be a prick not to! It’s free and it’s anonymous as hell. That simply means you can scroll through a mountain of nudes, selfies, and clips without dropping a dime, all while hiding behind a screen like the sneaky motherfucker you are. I think I don't have to mention that you won't be dealing with paywalls and subscriptions on X, and I wouldn't underestimate the thrill of being an anonymous fucker on X if I was you.

Now, let’s not pretend it’s all sunshine and rainbows over on X. Sure, you can find tons of content, but a lot of it is just teasing. You’re getting glimpses and quick clips, and x.com/grooovylouisa is no fucking exception. All you get are her huge tits hiding behind clothes and bras, and that teasing can be a fucking pain in the ass.

On the flip side, when you hit up a porn site, you’re getting the whole enchilada. You know, full-length videos, high-quality scenes, and a real chance to see those cocks and cunts in action, giving you that satisfying release. You can filter the shit, explore lists of models, tags, and that's great if you are looking for something specific. On X, you simply scroll down random posts and hope for the best. I don't mind, if you ask me, but I thought you should fucking know. Let's move on to the conclusion now!

I fucking love Louisa Khovanski

Let’s wrap this shit up! Louisa’s got those colossal tits that could knock a motherfucker out with just one swing. Seriously, they’re like two glorious weapons of mass distraction, and her playful teasing will keep you coming back for more. With nearly 580 posts in just two years, she’s dishing out fresh content like a well-oiled machine, averaging about 25 times a month. That’s practically daily, my dude! That shit makes x.com/grooovylouisa worth a follow and definitely worth a cum-shot.

Now, let’s not forget her killer OnlyFans. That's where the hottie is flashing her goods, while also promising daily updates and personal interaction. Now, I'm not saying you can't interact with the hottie on x.com/grooovylouisa, but it's gonna be hard to stand out here. Simply put, x.com/grooovylouisa has over 470K followers, and that's fucking a lot.

I dig X. It's great for following pornstars and slutty chicks due to everything being free and the anonymity. It simply means you can follow whomever you want without revealing your identity. That's fucking gold if you are into big-titted chicks, and Louisa happens to be such a gem. Knock yourself out! I'm off!

Louisa has huge tits
She posts almost every day
Over 470K followers
She does OF too

The tits on X are not nude