Many of my readers aren't aroused by the concept of boning a bitch that could whip their ass. That's because you're a bunch of insecure betas. Plus, crippled old bitches with no arms could crush many of you.

Beating my Readers

No matter how muscular a slut is or how well she fights in the squared circle, my alpha male energy will still make her feel diminutive. Being a dom for a normal or petite-sized submissive is fun, but it's extra delightful when you can damage the spirit of a bitch who could bicep curl your body on some P 90 X shit. You might be unnerved to see a bitch like that wandering the real world, but when Skye Blue enters my abode, it's nothing but fun.

The bedroom isn't the only area I'll drill a fighting cunt. I'm fine stepping into the ring and showing a slut what's up with a figure four leg lock. You heard me. I’ll take a whore into the squared circle and show her some actual Attitude-era power moves. I'll split a bitch in half, slamming her through a folding table. I've got no fucks left to give. I'll take any excuse to toss Skye Blue around and fuck that cunt.

If I'm as knowledgeable about my fan base as I think I am, over two-thirds of you pussies are pro wrestling fans. For those unfamiliar with the art form, it’s somewhere between a war, a dance, and a soap opera. These days the major pro-wrestling scene is rather family-friendly. However, in days of yore, it was much more of an extravaganza that even included a touch of nudity from time to time. But even in a family-friendly era, fuckable divas like Skye Blue are still an integral facet of pro wrestling.

The Day I Became a Man

Porn wasn’t a ubiquitous feature of existence yet, so young men had to put effort into getting their hands on it. Fortunately, the CEO of WWE was fully conscious of this fact. I might not be the Porn Dude right now if he wasn't.

As I said, these days, the WWE is family-friendly. You're about as likely to see a tit as you are a flying monkey. Fortunately, there are wrestling leagues that still seek to replicate that 90s attitude era feel. Leagues such as All Elite Wrestling and Ring of Honor.Leagues

Skye Blue is one of the sexiest bitches to ever step into the ring. The things I'd do to her are illegal in twelve states.

The most important thing to know about Skye is that her ass is flawless. Her botty is thick, juicy, spankable, biteable, and fuckable. I want to pour hot sauce and gravy on that bad boy and eat those buns up. When you give her ass a slap, it jiggles and jiggles until the cows come home.

Born Skye Dolecki in Chicago, Illinois, Skye got into sports and wrestling from a young age. As she grew up, Skye trained in both martial arts and gymnastics. That might be the perfect combo to develop the required skills needed to be a top-performing talent.

Humble Beginnings for a Thick Ass

It only took four years for the major professional league to come knocking. All Elite Wrestling knew they had to have Skye the moment they saw that thick ass. Plus, it was a bonus that the bitch had solid fundamentals and technique.

On April 7th, 2021, Skye Blue made her All Elite Wrestling debut taking on the likes of Brit Baker for AEW Dark: Elevation. She may have taken the L, but Sky left an impression on All Elite Wrestling. She was back only a few months later for her AEW Dark debut by fighting Red Velvet.

Once again, it was a loss suffered by Skye, but she had solidified herself as a new member of the All Elite Wrestling crew. She was officially in the industry. Nothing could stop her now.

Two days after losing to Red Velvet, Skye made her PPV debut fighting in the Casino battle royale at All Out. She didn't take home the win but had a blast, and the fans loved her. They couldn't get enough of that fat ass, and neither could I.

This led to a series of losses in AEW that saw her getting pinned by ladies such as Jade Cargill, Serena Deeb, and Jamie Hayter. Despite racking up the Ls, All Elite Wrestling officially signed Skye Blue on April 7th, 2024.

The following month, AEW finally gave Skye her first victory against the mighty Dr. Britt Baker, Mercedes Martinez, and Nyla Rose. It may have taken some time, but Skye's first victory was in a four-way match to become the number one contender for the women's championship belt. Now that's what I call moving up in the world.

Tools of the Trade

In June, Skye got her first chance to hoist that belt up on her ass fat. Unfortunately, champion Toni Storm had other ideas. Toni, being the cunt she is, sprayed Skye's mom in the face with green shit. Later, Skye actually had Toni pinned, but the ref was distracted by one of Toni's henchmen. Toni eventually fought back and submitted Skye to keep the belt despite her shenanigans. What a bitch.

However, Skye got her revenge later that week when she and Willow Knightingale defeated Soho and Storm fair and square. While revenge was sweet, it didn't come along with a title.

Skye made her ring of honor debut in March of 2024 alongside tag team partner Madison Rayne. They went on to defeat The Renegades. Skye had reached the point where she debuts with W.

Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Ass

Despite her small stature, Skye still managed to grow a healthy large B or small C cup set of tits. I love watching them jiggle as she maneuvers around the ring. If I were a wrestler, my power move would be the titty fuck. It would probably cut my career short, but it would be totally worth it.

However, her tits aren't the main attraction. That honor goes to this bitch's aforementioned ass. It's swollen and perfectly shaped. Not only that, but Skye wears tight bands on her upper thigh that help to accentuate her already ample natural curves.

In case you plan on trying to fuck Skye, you might want to know some of her basic likes and dislikes. The way to a woman's heart is through her clit. The way to a woman's clit is through her stomach. That's plain old science. Skye's favorite food is pizza, so be sure to get some on your first date.

And perhaps that date should take place in her favorite city, London. This is going to be an expensive date, but you better be ready to spend some money if you want to fuck this bitch.

Why will you need to spend some money to fuck this bitch? Because her primary dislike is pussies like you. The only way to make up for your pathetic nature is with greenbacks.

Skye Blue is one hot piece of pro-wrestling ass. She can come to ride on my cock anytime she wants. I'm happy to have her.

My only complaint about her is that she doesn't do hardcore porn. I'm trying to see that pussy get drilled out, goddamnit.

In the meantime, there is plenty of sexy content for you to imbibe, even if it's not anal sex.

• Incredible ass
• Petite but strong
• Up and coming career

• No hardcore porn