I’m a simple man. It doesn't take much to make me happy. I like 18+ teens and Chinese sluts. So it only makes sense that I would love 18+ Chinese teen sluts. Crunch the numbers. It all checks out.

My favorite aspect of Chinese sluts is that they continue to look like teens well into their forties. There are even some sixty-year-old whores inhabiting the Asian teen categories of porn tube sites. Always be suspicious of teen porn shot in a retirement home. Don't believe me? Check out Lulu Chu for the proof. She's 22 and doesn't look a day over 18.

Fountain of Youth

Chinese bitches, on the other hand, are impervious to the onslaught of sunlight and a rock-star lifestyle. You could hit a Chinese bitch over the head with Alpha Centauri, and she would still look young.

Perhaps my favorite aspect of Asian bitches is their brief memory span. I'm not sure why, but every time a Chinese bitch fucks, it's like she's losing her virginity all over again. No other race maintains this constant vibrancy. It could be the thousandth time some whore was penetrated in the last hour, and she will still look astounded by the dick entering her baby maker.

For these sluts, cock is like the memory flasher in the Men In Black movies. The only difference is that the red flashing light has been replaced by a wad of jizz. Men In Black would be a very different movie if Will Smith was busting nuts in people's grills the whole time.

Forgetful Pussies

I've got a little Tik Tok challenge for you. I want you to find an eighty-year-old Chinese whore and a twenty-one-year-old white slut, give them both the dick, and tell me who has the tauter pussy. You may be surprised to learn that the old woman wins every fucking time.

Lulu Chu has a pussy like a Chinese finger trap. Once you jam your man meat inside, it's tough to pull back out. The pussy suctions to the dong like it's vacuum sealed. You'll never cum as fast as when you're fucking this cunt. I feel bad for the stunt cocks that have to hold in their load while fucking her.

I have a couple of theories as to why Chinese pussy is so damn good. First off, magic. At least some of these bitches are fucking with spells involving saffron, sacrifice, and satan. The second is diet. Even the dirtiest cock whores in China are getting their veggies. The secret to an eternally tight gash could be as simple as eating your peas and carrots.

We can't talk about what makes fucking Chinese bitches so fun without talking about those tight little bodies. They appear to be made for the dick. It looks like you could attach them to your twig and berries and go about your day as normal. You can head to work, run some errands, make dinner, and all the while, she is sliding up and down your stiff rod. If co-workers ask about your lumpy clothing and awkward gait, just say you have a back brace on.

Tiny and Fuckable

However, I wouldn't want to hide Lulu Chu away like that. Not when Chinese bitches have beautiful porcelain skin. They look like statues you can fuck. Their skin is smooth enough to give me a forearm job with no lube. What kind of lotion are these bitches using? Can I get some for my penis? I wouldn't ever have to use lube to masturbate again.

Either way, there are a few things that I like to tuck my cock into more, but I don't always have access to delicious Chinese pussy. Fortunately, incredibly sexy Chinese cunts like Lulu Chu show their naked bodies on the internet for us.

Lulu Chu was born in Wuhan, China, on January 14, 2001. Don't worry. This bitch doesn't work on virus genetics. She's on that all cock diet. Not that it would matter anyway. Her whole pussy could be packed to the brim with Covid, and I'm still pumping her full of my genetic code. Call me the Covid Dude.

Lulu has done some of everything in the industry, including clip creation, live cam performing, modeling, and traditional porn filming. Lulu only got her start in 2019 but was able to grow quite the following in a short period of time. It's not hard to see why.

This bitch is incredible. She may be a four-foot-nine Chinese bitch, but she somehow managed to grow some solid B-cup tits. They aren't the largest breasts in the world, but they look fantastic on her little frame. They might as well be double Ds.

Lulu was born in Wuhan but was adopted by American parents at the age of one and subsequently grew up in Oklahoma. Those midwestern flyover states sure do love producing corn-fed porn stars. It's no wonder why considering how boring it is out there. What else is there to do but drink, fight, fuck, and go to church? It's the American way. Jesus loved drinking, fighting, and fucking.

Fucking Rich Old Dudes

Eventually, Lulu upgraded to cam shows. It's nice to keep your adoring fans locked away behind a computer screen. It didn't take long for her Chaturbate handle, ""Asian Baby Girl XXX,"" to blow the fuck up. Men couldn't get enough of this slut.

Not only is Lulu sexy as fuck, but she knows how to perform for the camera. Gallons of cum have been dumped on this bitch. I know I'm responsible for at least two of those gallons all on my lonesome.

Eventually, Lulu was discovered on Chaturbate by East Coast Talent and AMA Modeling. They loved her look and how well she handled herself. However, Lulu Chu wasn't born Lulu Chu. She and the management team came up with the name while looking for something cute and Asian sounding.

Making it Official

Lulu's camming experience helped on her first shoot, but she was still nervous. No one had ever seen Lulu fuck except for her roommate. Yet, despite her nerves, Lulu put on one hell of a performance. It looks like she was made for this shit.

Lulu went on to film with Tony Rubino for ""Nerdy Nympho."" Her look lends itself to nerdy college bitch themes. She might be a complete whore, but Lulu has the look of a virgin to her. It would be easy to assume the bitch can't ride a dick like a fucking champion. She would blow some poor nerdy dude's brain if she fucked him without warning.

Nerdy dudes are Lulu's bread and butter, so don't expect her to sacrifice her cash cow. I hope to watch her tempt geeky virgins for many years to come. This is the kind of bitch you watch go from a perky 18+ teen to a striking and experienced 40+ milf.

Everybody loves watching Asian bitches fuck, especially little four-foot-nine ones with tight pussies. I can't get enough of this cunt. Lulu is Asian perfection.

The only thing her catalog is missing is a proper anal sex scene. Stop holding out on us, Lulu!

I'm sure you guys are stiff as a steel beam right now. You should hit Porn Hub and check out her scene with Kenzie Reeves this very instant.

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