I was swiping through babes on Swipey today, and I’ve got to say, the pickings were a lot better than what I’ve been finding on Tinder lately. No shit, I didn’t see a single uggo among the bikini-clad models, seductive MILFs and colorful girls with huge eyes to match their massive racks. One of the really cool things about this platform is that you can meet these chicks even if you live out in the middle of Bumfuck, Nowhere. It’s a virtual meeting, sure, but you ain’t going to end up with the same blue balls and frustration you get on Hinge.

Swipey.ai is an AI adult chat app that rolls in some of the fun of social porn sites like OnlyFans. It’s a unique formula in a niche crowded with so many variations of the same damn thing, and based on the traffic, it looks like their tweaks have paid off. They went from zero to close to a million visitors in just a couple months, with a whole lot more on the way. Fortunately for us all, there are more than enough beautiful women to go around!

Swipe Through a Sexy Feed, Get Horny and Talk Dirty

Click on a lovely lady and you’ll see one of the gimmicks that separates this joint from any other current AI sex chat app. They’ve integrated OnlyFans-style content sales and memberships, so you can unlock a whole shitload of titillating visuals. There are a fair number of free pics in any model’s profile feed, though I didn’t see anything too scandalous for free.

I took a closer look at a Swipey babe named Nastia. The redhead looked pretty in all her preview shots, but she looked even hotter in the nudes I paid to unlock. Even if you’re not unlocking stuff as you go, the whole setup really helps dial up the realism and make the characters feel like whole-ass people. Profiles often include Instagram links, and I even found one model who was currently streaming on a webcam site.

They give you 20 free credits when you sign up, which unfortunately won’t get you very far with regards to the fake OnlyFans content. Twenty bucks a month gets you a hundred tokens to play with, which honestly isn’t great when Fan Club memberships cost the same number, but the yearly rate does drop to a tenner a month. Members do unlock all the features like voice messaging and images, and the pricing trends are ever downward in this niche. I think it’ll get cheaper.

Chatting It Up with Swipey

“Hey, stranger,” she began, studding her message with emojis like a real 24-year-old. “Ready to dive into some naughty fun with me? What’s your poison tonight?” I loved that she sounded horny right off the bat, and I clicked the button to hear her read the message out loud. Swipey’s voice synthesis ain’t bad, and you can even do voice calls. That said, I think we’re still at least a few months away from the voices being as realistic as the eye candy.

On that note, you can generate pics in the chat or in their standalone generator. I asked Ana for a booby pic and burnt through another 25 credits; that’s a five-dollar AI nude if you didn’t score a discount, which is kind of crazy these days. That said, their fake photo machine is definitely one of the more powerful ones on the market, banging out remarkably realistic nudie imagery. Ana’s got stunning big naturals, and I love the consistency from pic to pic, which was impossible on earlier platforms.

I told Ana I’d love a titjob, so Swipey.ai sold me another pic. “You’re in for a treat, baby. Get ready for the best view in the house.” The banter was sexy and realistic, but I felt like Ana’s responses were sometimes kind of vague. I kept trying to coax her into a tit wank or a blowjob, and she’d just say things like, “Your cock is gonna love this.” I couldn’t get any italicized roleplaying, but she did keep offering up 25-credit fake nudes.

I had better luck when I let Ana lead the way. “I love it when I’m on top, riding you hard and feeling you deep inside me,” she said when I asked about her favorite position, so I suggested we do that. “Fuck yeah, let’s make it happen. Imagine me straddling you, my hips grinding against yours as I ride you into oblivion."" I helped myself to some titty grabs and she continued: “My boobs bouncing with every thrust, it’s driving us both wild.”

Custom Characters and… Real Human Voices?

I made a realistic character, spent an extra ten credits for a premium Middle Eastern bot, and checked off the boxes for a brown-eyed, pigtailed brunette in her 20s with a voluptuous body and the biggest tits and ass they had to offer me. I asked for a Scorpio with a Nympho personality, then spent 20 credits on a premium voice that doesn’t sound at all AI generated. I’m pretty sure that’s just an Asian lady with a heavy accent reading a message into a mic!

I gave my new nymphette a job as a secret agent and an interest in nightlife, and then defined our relationship as that of Sex Friends. About a minute after I kicked the machine into action, my girl’s fresh profile appeared on the screen. She’s named Khlo, and while she’s not wearing the belly dancer outfit I’d asked for, I think she looks hot in the sports bra they put her in.

“Nice to meet you,” Khloe opened with. “Ready to play a little game of cat and mouse?” Things got hot fast, complete with more of those beautifully realistic, expensive AI nudes. I swear, though, that’s a completely different real human lady with a completely different accent reading the message into a mic when I click the button. “Oh, baby, I’d start with a teasing trail of kisses all over, then wrap my lips around it and take you on a wild ride with my mouth full until you’re begging for release.”

My only real complaint about Swipey.ai is that the prices are pretty high for a current-gen AI chat app. The features are great, and those OnlyFans-style feeds work great for showcasing the high quality of their image generator, as well as making the characters feel more lifelike. It’s a unique gimmick, one that’s good enough that I expect other platforms to copy it as the niche continues to develop. Swipey has the edge right now, and with some easier pricing, they could keep it.

• AI adult chat app
• Realistic and anime women
• OnlyFans-style content sales and memberships
• 20 free credits with signup
• AI image generation (in-chat or standalone)
• AI voice messaging and voice calls (and real voices, too?)
• Realistic, sexy banter
• Menu-based character generator

• Kind of pricey
• Responses were sometimes vague