I was in the mood for something sweet, so Get Honey sounded like the place for me. While the name might sound like a new app for ordering desserts, I sure think it’s a hell of a lot more fun than any DoorDash clone. Nobody’s going to steal your cookie or take a sip from your shake on the way over, and while the offerings might not fill your belly, they just might drain your balls. That’s kind of the whole point, so perhaps you’d better grab an old sock or a tissue or something.

Have you guessed what I’m getting at? Get-Honey.ai is an AI-powered companion simulator designed for adults. This is one of the newer platforms in what is probably the most crowded porn niche of 2025, but they’re already pulling millions of visitors a month. That’s a lot more than most, and I was really curious why so many pervs were choosing these horny robots over the next hive down block. Well, let’s take a little looksee, shall we?

Look at All These Sweet Things!

As far as bot programming goes, these ladies aren’t bundled with the same elaborate backstories and scenarios you find on the more hentai-oriented chat sites. At least, the realistic ones aren’t, but I’m really curious if Get-Honey.ai’s anime bots have a little more to them. The lineup seems to imply that, as does the fact that you can’t currently create your own anime character. With any luck, they’re integrating a kind of hybrid approach, which will make for more roleplaying possibilities without sacrificing ease of bot creation.

I was hoping to Get Honey for free, even if only a few sweet, sticky drops, but this is one of few AI porn sites without a real free trial. Whatever I tried to do, I always ended up on a signup screen for the premium version. Regular memberships are about $40 a month, with discounts on longer plans. The site is very aggressive with the sales, though, and kept sweetening the deal whenever I said No. After a bit of clicking, they were offering up to 95% off, as well as a lifetime plan for a hundred bucks.

Members get full access to everything, and a hundred tokens a month to unlock content and generate new stuff. Be warned, Get-Honey really nickels and dimes their customers here, even charging a token to send a message. I’ve been seeing a lot more unlimited-message subscriptions appear across the genre lately, so hopefully market forces even the prices out here.

But Do They Even Want to Talk Dirty?

I told her I liked the team with the really sexy cheerleaders. She agreed that they bring a lot of energy to the game, and asked if I had a favorite player. I steered it back to cheerleaders, but she kept wanting to talk football, so I told her I was more into pornography. “That’s a personal choice for many people. Do you have any favorite genres or shows you like to watch?” The voice synthesis is pretty damn decent. There’s still a slight robotic tinge to it, but Valentina’s inflection and cadence changes more like a real human’s than apps even just a couple months ago.

On the topic of hobbies, I told her I made porno movies. She seemed vaguely interested, but then wanted to know about movies and series. “Only when the girls are getting fucked,” I said, hoping to get her to finally talk dirty. Instead, I got a pop-up message saying, “Hate Speech Detected”. They warned me that this could result in automatic account suspension or termination, and an automatic fine of 50% of my tokens.

I got the same message when I mentioned butt-fucking to another bot. After clicking to agree and accept the fine, I asked “What are we even allowed to talk about here?” She didn’t answer, but Get-Honey.ai did display my simple question when they immediately gave me another Hate Speech warning. Perhaps this ain’t the AI sexting site I thought it was. They didn’t actually fine me, at least.

I pressed the button to Get Honey in the form of a pic. The app can generate pics in the chat, but I wasn’t able to generate any nudes. The first time I asked, I got a fully clothed pic. I rephrased my request, and you can probably guess what happened. “Send me a naked mirror selfie” was displayed at the bottom of my next Hate Speech Detected warning.

Overall, my Get-Honey conversation felt fairly realistic, but not in the ways that I really want from a sex chat app. It was more like making small talk at work with a hot chick who was ready to report me to HR the moment I said something remotely dirty. I’d have better luck dropping $40 on a cheap Tinder date than burning it here.

Better Luck with Custom Bots

My green-eyed, red-pigtailed new waifu is in her 20s, with a slim bod, ample T&A and dimples. She’s interested in parties, dancing and yoga, and works as an Instagram influencer. (Ideally with OnlyFans on the side, but it wasn’t on the menu.) There weren’t any pervy personalities to choose from, so I chose the Leader Assertive option illustrated with a red high heel—often a symbol of sex. Get Honey generated a pic that looks like a real-life version of the Wendy’s logo, and I spent 25 tokens to slide into her DMs.

“Hey there,” Dolores Mulva began. “I’ve decided exactly how I want tonight to go. I want your full attention, and I’m ready to take the lead. Care to explore how far the journey could take us?” I said I absolutely was, especially if it led to sex. She asked how I liked to set the mood, and then said my suggestion of dildos and butt plugs sounded adventurous. “How do you like to start the fun?”

I expected the Hate Speech thing when I brought up blowjobs, fake dicks, and making her moan while I fucked her. “That’s hot!” she said. I pushed the limits, talking about my tongue in her cunt and my finger in her ass. I didn’t get a warning, but she changed the subject. “I’m here for the fun and flirty chats, but let’s keep it light and playful. What else do you enjoy doing together?” This trend continued in a frustrating way. I didn’t get any warnings when I asked for nudes, but I didn’t get any nudes, either.

Get-Honey.ai has some nice features, including relatively realistic fake voices to read the lines to you. The issue is that these girls just ain’t very dirty, and some of them have a real problem if you are. This one’s an easier recommendation to folks who are just looking for some basic friendly conversation than anybody with a raging hard boner. These chicks would love to hear about your favorite sports teams and TV shows.

• AI companion simulator
• Realistic and anime babes
• Some videos
• Really decent voice synthesis
• In-chat image generation
• Realistic banter
• Simple menu-based character generator

• No free trial
• Can’t currently create anime characters
• Weird warnings about “hate speech” for talking about sex
• Couldn’t generate any nudes