My readers didn’t just start masturbating last week. They have been at it for years and years, and with each passing month, their standards for good porn get higher and higher. You fuckers don't mess around with subpar content. You're not in high school anymore.

The State of Affairs

That's why you seek me out. It's my job to wade through the swamp and separate the roses and lilies from the muck and mire. I'm more than happy to do so for you fucks. Unlike me, you don't have all the time in the world to look at porn.

Over the past ten years, free tube sites have dominated the market. However, these days paid premium sites are making a comeback. People are tired of the content found on free sites. They're once again willing to pay to get grade-A content into their retinas.

But if you're going to invest money in a site, it needs to be the right one. No one wants to waste money on shitty porn. It's not like your mom gives you a big allowance. You have to be economical. That's why I highly recommend Adult Time.

Adult Time is a paid premium porn site with a selection of porn that will give you shivers. They've got Trans folks, Lesbians, Cartoons, Gays, Milfs, and everything in between. You'll have your hand wrapped around your cock faster than you can say, ""I'm going to wrap my hand around my cock.""

Jizzing Ain't Free

The first is a three-day trial for $2.95. I love it when paid sites offer a trial period. It's the perfect way to make sure a site is right for you. I'm sure once those three days have passed, you'll be hooked.

The second option is a one-month membership for $19.99. This membership is automatically recurring every month and only includes streaming. If you want the whole kit and kaboodle, you have to spring for the third option.

Said third option is a one-year recurring membership with access to both streaming and downloads for only $9.95 a month. Now that's what I'm fucking talking about. I'll be so exhausted from cumming that I won't even notice the ten bucks missing.

Designed to Make You Cum

The header menu contains the options Home, Straight, Lesbian, Bi, Trans, Gay, Search bar, Notifications, and Profile. The main menu has the options Home, Videos, Actors, Channels, Pictures, Movies, Playlists, Favorites, Blog, Interactive toys, Live cams, Deals, Preferences, Support, and Log out.

When you search for something like MILF, the center of the page fills with all sorts of well-organized options. Right under your search, you'll find content split into Videos, Porn stars, Channels, and Movies. Below that, you'll find the most recent Adult Time updates. This list even includes videos that will come out in the next few days.

As you continue down, you'll find videos recommended to you based on your watch history. For me, it's a bunch of MILFS and 18-plus teens. I'm sure you know that already.

That takes us to a list of porn videos inspired by actual television. They have recently released content for a miniseries called ""Cougar Queen."" I'll give you a moment to take a crack at what this could be a parody of. If you said ""Lion King,"" you couldn't be farther from the truth. I'm sorry. The correct answer is ""Tiger King."" I have to say that personally, I did not finish watching ""Tiger King"" and think to myself, ""This shit needs to be porn."" That was the last thing I thought.

Up next, we have a string of recommended porn stars. For me, it included bitches like Remy LaCroix, Tiffany A, Zoe Doll, Rebel Lynn, Venus Haze, Lucie Cline, and Janny Bunny.

As we near the bottom of the page, we get some random videos you can select from. You never know what you might want to see next. This will help you figure that shit out.

The second to last listing is for trending Adult Time videos. I always make sure to check out what people are watching the most every time I visit. I trust my fellow masturbators have found the best of the best new content dropping on Adult Time.

Finally, the last listing is of popular porn stars. You'll see all the usual suspects here, including Remy, Riley Reid, Adriana Chechik, Abella Danger, and Gina Gerson.

Sketchy Behavior

The film starts with RayVeness conversing with a friend on the phone. She is so wrapped up in her conversation that she doesn't notice her stepson drawing something in the corner of the room. Rico is attending school as a fine arts student, so that's not particularly unusual. However, the fact that he is gazing deeply into his stepmom's tits while he does it is.

Once RayVeness finishes her call, she finally notices Rico's stare, but before she can ask what's up, he evacuates the room. That is certainly bizarre behavior, but Rico's stepmom doesn't think too hard about it.

The next day RayVeness is doing some cleaning around the house when Rico silently slips into the room without being detected and starts sketching in his book again. After a few moments, he looks up at his stepmom to discover he has been busted again.

RayVeness smiles at Rico and asks if he needs anything. He doesn't even bother saying no before dashing out of the room like he just saw a ghost. When it happens yet again the following day, Rayveness has had enough. She stops her stepson from fleeing so she can figure out what the fuck he is drawing.

She demands to see what Rico is illustrating in his sketchbook, reminding him that if it weren't for her financial support, he would not be able to attend art school. Finally, he capitulates and shows her the sketchbook. It's spilling over with salacious drawings of RayVeness. Rico explains that he is working on a project themed around beauty, and she is the most beautiful thing in his world.

Sweet Can Work

As time passes, RayVeness removes article after article of clothing until, to Rico's astonishment, she is completely nude. If Rico thought she was beautiful while clothed, he is blown away seeing her stripped down to her birthday suit. Every inch of her body is better than the last.

Rico can't help but get harder than he has ever been in his life. Now that he has had the chance to draw her outsides, it's time for his penis to explore her insides.

If you're on the market for a pay site crowded with the most bangable porn stars out there ready to make your dick fire jizz, look no further than Adult Time. The prices are fair, the design is brilliant, and the content is boner-inspiring.

One thing I would suggest that Adult Time adds is a monthly membership option that offers downloads. They could charge a premium price for it, and regardless some folks will eat it up.

That's enough of reading my rambling. Take your cock over to Adult Time for a romantic evening of strokes.

• Affordable
• Offer both streams and downloads
• Great design

• Could create more membership options